...on this day of single-awareness and stick your middle finger high as you shout "FOREVER ALONE!!!!" to the heavens. It's that time of year again where people either flaunt their happiness or wallow in self-pity. If you're among the former, then gtfo of this thread right now, and if you're among the latter, then GTFO OUT OF THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!
For we internet nerds are a proud species of independent human beings who are not bothered by the relationship status being perpetually marked as "single" on our facebook pages nor will we be manipulated by Wal-Mart into buying cheap crap out of obligation.
I say we instead laugh at internet memes and have obnoxious conversations about our intense hatred for pop culture and post youtube videos about funny cats and FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reality:
For we internet nerds are a proud species of independent human beings who are not bothered by the relationship status being perpetually marked as "single" on our facebook pages nor will we be manipulated by Wal-Mart into buying cheap crap out of obligation.
I say we instead laugh at internet memes and have obnoxious conversations about our intense hatred for pop culture and post youtube videos about funny cats and FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reality:
