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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:46 am

A simple, yet very chic looking apartment in which Kevin lives. Paid for by Judith, he enjoys the view on the water, and his neighbour enjoy the view inside his apartment for, he has no curtain and likes to walk around naked. Talking about nakedness, on the small coffee table in the living room area, there is a small ice sculpture of him wearing absolutely nothing but his sunglasses. Strangly enough, it doesn't seem to ever melting, being a gift of the fairies and all.

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:52 pm

Arriving at his appartment, Kevin was already soacked. Damn hurricane. It could have waited for him to be more than one day on the island. Oh well, not like he cared. He threw his cane somewhere on the living room floor, removed his show and walked in as he was removing his small Jacket and shirt, thowing bot of them in his bedroom's direction. He gave a look around. Nice, nice. It was really well furnished. Judith had did a very good job at it. He smilled. Getting a nice place to live for free, and making two girls believe he was blind. Ah! Today had been a good day. He walked toward the TV, grabbing the remote to turn it one, zapping some to find something interesting. He decided to leave it on some gay porn. Yay for satellite Tv! Was there any other kind of Tv on the island? He shrugged at his own thought before removing his pants and moving to the kitchen to make himself a sand-oh... No food. Yeah, he knew he had forgotten something....WELL, time to make a poor delivery boy suffer! Mwahahahahahaa. He grabbed his phone book and looked through it, finding the # of the only delivry place on the island, a Inn. Ah, that was better than nothing. He ordered some food, as he was removing his underwear. Delivery food while being naked and watching Gay Porn? Yeah, he could live like this.Oh, he'd be sure to open the door naked too. The expression on their face were always priceless...especially since they had to go through a hurricane to bring him his food.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:29 am

Jacob sometimes hated women. And that wasn't in a gay way – because he wasn't gay. At all. So, uh.. Right. Yeah. Anyway, point being, Theresa was being a b***h in that little inn room he was sharing with her because no way in ******** hell was he going to be in a broken RV or a house full of bad vibes. Yes, he had gone near Avien's house just to see if it was worth putting up with Kade. Needless to say, there were four fags in there and ******** if he was going near it. Ever. It was like a big, blaring radar of gayness and he wasn't at all, ever, in his lifetime about to even walk near it in fear of being disturbed by a gay orgy on their gay-a** front lawn. God, he hated them. But, not as much as he was hating this.. rain.. storm.. thing. Theresa had sent him out for emergency female hygienic products of a disgusting nature that he would rather not think about because it was just plain gross. Unfortunately for the woman, he hadn't had a chance to come back to the inn when a freak storm soaked his shirt, pants, hair, and.. well, Jacob entirely. He was pretty sure he was going in the wrong direction when the weather was clear, now he was damned sure that he wasn't going to get anywhere but in the middle of a pack of wild monkeys in this weather. So, his next solution was heading to the first building he saw, going to the first door, and kicking it as hard as he could until someone answered. Because Jacob was cold and Jacob needed hot chocolate NOW or someone was gonna get reamed.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:41 am

Ah! There was his chinese food. Whoever the sucked who had been sent was.. well, a sucker! Kevin laugh at his own joke while walking toward the TV and shutting it down. No, he didn't minded to delivery boy/girl to notice he was watching some gay porn, he just wanted to take as much time as possible before opening the door. Which was why he also had made sure to keep his wallet it the furthest room of his apartment. He went there, go some money and walking back in front of the door, waiting five seconds before opening it. When he opened it, a cold breeze ran on his naked body. Ah yeah, during a hurricane, there was usually wind. He had forgot about that. "Well, you're late." Said Kevin as he look thought his wallet for the money. When he raised his eyes, he noticed a young boy. Ah, well, boys were better than girls! Yet... "Where's my food?" No, really. Where was it? He was hungry! He had ordered Chinese food, he was expecting to get Chinese food. Unless... the boy was Chinese and they were on a cannibalistic island? No, no. That was silly. The boy was clearly Caucasian.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:01 am

To be honest, seeing a naked man wasn't as much of a freak-out moment for Jacob as one would predict! He saw nudity all the time! He was on a football team, for crying out loud! The guys walked around naked all the time! Well, usually they had a towel, but it wasn't that big of a deal – unless someone looked at Jacob the wrong way, then they would get punched and kicked in the ribs until they stopped staring at him. ******** fags, weaseling their way into his locker room.. Regardless, he wasn't naked and he certainly wasn't staring at the naked man – except for a brief second to compare sizes because that wasn't a gay action, that was to assure he was a better dude. ...Right? Yeah, yeah, totally not gay.

So, assured he was bigger (the fact that Kevin was exposed to cold and rain didn't COUNT, damn it), Jacob had shoved by the dude, pushing him back with one motion before stepping inside and praising the first architect for discovering that rain and cold didn't have to be a part of life – not when there were walls and ceilings! Ah.. ..Huh. He dropped the plastic bag of unmentionables on the ground carelessly and strolled further in, pulling off his soaked shirt and dropping it as well – not before ringing it out on the carpet, that is. Place looked nice! Pricey! So. Jacob had scored as far as hideouts went! He grinned cheekily to himself before heading into the kitchen to look through the cabinets. Yes, Jacob wasn't going to bother the guy by asking – man was obviously coming out of a shower! That would be rude! “Hey, man, you can go back to showering, alright? Thanks for, yeah, letting me borrow the place. Weather's being a b***h.” He called over his shoulder back to the guy while he scoured the cupboards for.. wherever he kept the hot cocoa packets.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:12 am

Kevin raised an eyebrow at Jacob's actions. Not because he had entered his house without being permitted. Not because he was now rummaging through his cabinet. No, that hadn't even crossed his mind. What he was wondering, was if "Chinenese food" had been a secret code word for "underage male prostitute" at the place he had called. Why else would the boy be getting shirtless in his own house? Still strange codeword. Anyone could endup ordering a young white boy by mistake. He slowly closed the door all while keeping and eye on the boy. He walked toward the kitchen, studying Jacob once more. No, not in that way. What are you thinking? Jeez, you prude! He was checking him out! "Can I ask... who you are and why you are looking through my things?" Usually, prostitute didn't do that. Well, not before they had put out, that is. "Or why you are talking about a shower? I wasn't taking any shower... Are you in the wrong place? I think you might have been expecting someone else.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:32 am

After the sixth cupboard, Jacob had discovered quite lamely that there wasn't any hot chocolate. Why? Because there wasn't any damned food! Who didn't have food?! He would think that the guy he just shoved didn't actually live here and this was an empty apartment that the man had broken into to avoid the cold, but that wouldn't explain the furniture or the fact he was fiddling with his wallet when Jacob came in. ..Wait, why was he doing that? ...Hell if he knew. Jacob shrugged off the thought and stopped his search as it slowly registered he wasn't going to find anything of value. He lowered his arms, crossing them over his chest instead and turning to lean against the counter in irritation. He would have yelled at the guy for this, but the man was probably back in his shower – oh, hey, he was right there! Staring at him! ...Really staring at him in a way so similar to – naah.

Still. “The <********> are you looking at?” He spat out in an odd mixture of defense and offense, tightening his crossed arms in tension in a primal method of intimidation. Why else would he have built up muscles if not to show them off in situations like this? The babe attraction was only a benefit! “What things? You don't have anything here! What the hell do you live off of? Sunlight and..” He glanced around for something else to fill that needed blank, but there really wasn't much – oh. He nodded to the TV, “..television?” ..Oh, ********, that ruined his plant quip! Plants didn't need television! God damn it. “Jacob, Jake, whatever. It's a storm outside, needed a place that wasn't cold, wet, and cold, so this is it. ..Why are you naked if you aren't showering?” He asked slowly after his quick introduction and explanation, raising an eyebrow to prompt the man. ..Alright, a little weird, but, hey, it was.. the guy's house. No reason to panic. Nope. ...God damn it, Theresa would kill him if he panicked all over some rich dude! And she really would, considering the time of the season.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:48 am

"I'm looking at you looking at me looking at you looking inside my cupboard." Kevin replied, truthfully and mimicking the boy's action by crossing his arms as well. It was a normal thing to do when some stranger entered you place and just acted as if they were living there. At leas, no he knew that the boy wasn't some phone-ordered whore. Not that he would have minded, but a good prostitute was so expensive. "No, I happen to live of water and Chinese food. Food that I thought you were delivering. I just moved in today. Need to do shopping, but as if I'm going out inside that temperature. What were you doing there, anyway? Feeling adventurous?" Kevin asked, keeping a stoic expression on his face. He had arrived half an hour earlier, and he had came back from the forest. Surely whereve that boy, Jacob, had been, the hurricane would have started by the time he had left. Silly boys. Oh well, they were fun to play with. "I'm allergic to clothing, that's why. Gives me rashes. I prefer to be naked when I can do it." He shruged. Hey, it was a fact of life. No use fighting it. He had learned to live with it years ago. The only textile he could wear without trouble was silk. That was the reason why his underwear and his bathrobe were made of it. There was geting a rash, and there was getting a rash down there. No, thankyou. "Fine, you can stay here. Service from a man to an other... but... please? Can you stop staring at my junk. I don't really care if you're gay, but this is getting inconfortable. I've already counted you checking me three time, four with when I opened the door, but that one was a normal reaction. But yeah, please, stop doing it... you just did it again. That's just awkward."

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:31 pm

Empty cupboards. Jacob wanted to point that out for whatever reason, still frustrated over that fact. He was stuck with a naked guy in an apartment with no food. He bet the heater was broken too or something just to make matters worse for him. Ah, life just hated him, didn't it? Or was it fate..? Ah, hell if he knew. He stared at the man with a growing frown – ordered Chinese food.. Rather than question who the hell was messed up enough to order Chinese food in this weather, Jacob was more satisfied to know that there would be food coming! Of course, as a guest, he would have to get some of that! “I was getting my, um.. Jogging. I was jogging.” Blatant lie, yes, but it wasn't like he was going to say he was on an emergency store trip and got lost for almost an hour. New to the area or not, that just didn't sound very, well, cool. Never mind that, though – a clothing allergy? Jacob raised an eyebrow and gave a slow nod at that explanation – yeeaah, that.. uh.. that was.. Weird. Really? He was about to ask if the guy was being serious, then, if he was, barrage him with questions because that was just too weird not to ask about.

Notice the about up there, yes? That's because Jacob never got to carry out that action because someone had said something that had his mind swiped, alert, and border-lining panic all in a second. Staring? Him? No – he had his eyes on his face that whole time! He swore it! Up and down, he knew ******** well that he hadn't been looking at his junk or any of that because Jacob was looking at his eyes and not anything else and – <********>, what if he had been?! He didn't mean to! No, no, no, he wasn't. Ha, like he would. That was gross. He wasn't gay! WAIT, HE DID IT AGAIN?

“NO,” He sputtered out in a second, swallowing and shaking his head before fear and confusion were hurriedly replaced with anger, “

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:47 pm

Just like Jacob's coach would have done, Kevin left out a sigh and rolled his eyes. Ah, teenagers. They were never able to accept that hard truth of life. He had been a teenager once too, he knew what it felt like. "If you say so, if you say. But still, I'm sorry to disapoint you, but no, I will not have sex with you either, thanks for asking." Really, what a weird child. Getting all worked up because he had been cough staring at a man's package, trying to deny it, only to ask if he could have intercourse with the man a moment later. Mood swing much? Kevin smiled to himself as he turned around and headed for his bedroom. "I do not want to stay naked around people who may or may not try to get me into having gaysex. I'll just go put a silk bathrobe. Those don't bother as much as other textile. Go watch some TV or something. The remote is on the couch." Indeed, silk was a comfortable textile, but that had already been stated in the previous post.

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:10 pm

Jacob's face blanched – hell, every visible stretch of skin had whitened a shade or two at that. He.. no, he hadn't said anything – what the ******** was he blabbering about?! Jacob hadn't! He just told him he wasn't, why he would he-?! He was torn between attacking the man and simply standing there, offended and disgusted by what he had claimed he, Jacob, had offered, as shown by the occasional step forward, flexing of biceps, and the balling of his right hand in jerky successions every two or three beats. But, he stopped himself with each surge of anger because, dude, beating him up would mean he was touching a naked guy! Which.. which was just ******** gross, especially after the swarm of images that the man's accusation had – oh, God, he was gonna puke. Before he could do that, though, the man had left to the back to.. do something. Get some clothes on? Thank ******** God. He.. he needed to calm down. Yeah, watch some TV. That would make him forget about the weird albino guy trying to.. mess with him. He did know, though, that the moment the rain let up, he was out of here. For now, he slowly, carefully, made his way to the living room where he sat down and flicked on the – OH ********/> Jacob jumped out of seat and swiped his hands over his back, bottom, and the back of legs quickly. He sat down on the couch of some freaky nudist! God, he was about to get the guy's naked germs all over him! He shook his head after the fourth or fifth pat down to get rid of anything that may have stuck onto his clothes. Then, he chuckled – ah, that was a close one! See, if he was gay, he would have had no problem with sitting on the contaminated couch! The other guy? Just weird. Yeah. He stood in all his manliness – hell, he was striking a manly pose! His arms crossed, muscles bulging, and his chin up as he stared off at the screen like it was lower than him. ..That is, until he flipped it on with one cool nod and everything dropped. His expression went from a stoic, don't-mess-with-me stare to a dumbfounded, 'what?' looked in pure stunned awe. What dear Jacob was witnessing, as the man who lived in the apartment had been, was pornography of a homosexual nature. Two men screwing eachother's brains out, basically.

About a billion and more things had come to Jacob's mind – of how he should react, what he should say, and, above else, what he would think if he were ever faced with such a sight as this, buuuut.. All that planning had went to waste. He was only frozen in place because there were no words, action, or expression to describe what he was feeling at that moment. So, as most did when faced with that phenomenon, his thinking had shut down while he stared dumbly at the screen.

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:32 pm

It had taken Kevin a moment to find his robe, mostly because his clothes hadn't been unpacked yet, so he had to look trough a few bags before finding it, but fear not! For, there it was! Right under his rabbit-shapped slippers. Hey, don't judge a man by the chrismass gift his little sister had bought him five years ago! That, and they were rather comfortable, nut he wouldn't wear them when someone else was in the house. Man still had his pride, after all.Then, he saw it. Jacob's shirt that he had threw on the floor when he had entered the appartment. It was right in front of Kevin's bedroom. Of course, being the cunning man that he was, Kevin couldn't help by to devise an evil plan that included said-shirt and a picture taken from one of his gay magazine. Not that he had a lot, but it was always good to have some. You know, just in casse a court meeting was getting too long.

Once he was done, he came out of the bedroom, tying down his robe as he was walking, only to find Jacob standing in front of the couch, staring at the TV. "Ah! ******** man, no, no. Ah, God. ********, Eww. Please, stop that. You're disgusting. I invite you in my home to shelter you from the rain and how do you thank me? My staring at my c**k, asking me to have sex with you and now you are watching gay porn? That's just ******** gross." He had on his face the expression of a man who was about to puke. In fact, if it wasn't of the fact that he didn't want to stain his new carpet, he would do it right then. He had learned to puke on command quite a while ago. "I think it would be best if you just leave." He stated as he turned around, making sure to not see the tv, and pointing at the door. There was a limit to what a straight man could endure!

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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:31 pm

Jacob was snapped out of his daze when the man reentered the scene, actually dressed this time. The moment he did, however, the fact that he was watching a gay porn hit him, as well as a torrent of moans and grunts, along with some.. other sounds that he really didn't want to label as anything because the moans were – OH, ********. It was still on, wasn't it?! Jacob was still watching it and the freaky-not-so-naked guy was looking at him watching the screen of two fags ******** and – s**t. The other had already commented before Jacob could get a word in, his stomach twisting nervously because, yes, he knew this looked really, really ******** bad. He couldn't blame the guy for being disgusted because this was disgusting s**t! Still, Jacob?! Gay?! No, no, no, no – “NO, seriously, NO, this isn't – I – it was on when I turned it on, alright? It wasn't – see!” He choked out hopelessly as he knelt to fumble for the remote, hitting a few buttons before finally getting the one that shut the television off altogether.

“It's OFF! See? I wasn't – dude, look, I'm not even hard, okay?” He tried to explain, frantic, but, ********, did he just tell a man to look at his d**k? That.. wasn't helping! God damn it, Jacob! His anxiety flipped, predictably, to rage as he rounded the coffee table to get back into the other's line of sight, his arms crossed and his jaw set. “Seriously, cut this the ******** out, alright? If anyone's gay, it's ******** you for ******** – you – I – ******** – I didn't even – your hair! Who the ******** has nice hair like that, huh?” Nice one, Jacob! He should applaud himself for his investigation skills! “You're like a stick, anyway, you don't even – look at me! I don't look like any ******** f**!” Why did he fail debate class? Just look at how perfectly refined his skills were under pressure! ..Sarcasm aside, Jacob let out a growl as he realized that nothing was really adding up very well, but, ********, he knew he wasn't gay – why couldn't this ******** see that?! The same ******** wearing a silk robe and being an albino <********> in his nice little apartment while ordering gay-a** Chinese food!

As if it would prove his own masculine nature and not just show he was pissed, Jacob shoved the guy before storming off to his shirt because he was starting to note that him being half-naked with a man who apparently was convinced he was so ******** hot that someone like Jacob would come onto him - ….Oh, God, THAT WASN'T THE ISSUE! The ******** issue was that he wasn't gay at all and – ********, he needed to wear his shirt now and go find a treadmill or something because this wasn't working at all. He swallowed and yanked on his shirt, turning to leave.. but, not before noting that a slip of paper had floated gently out of the article of clothing and onto his leg, sticking to him as the wet clothing had dampened the paper. Distracted from his would-be rampage, he snatched it up and glanced at it - “What the ********>” He snapped out as he stomped his way back to the other man and shoved it into his face, “You said I was a ******** c**k sucker?! Who leaves their gay porn lying around?! I knew it! This is the projection crap! YOU'RE the f*****t!” Thank you, Caprice, for teaching him about that! He smirked – yes, yes, Jacob wasn't gay! It was him! He knew it~!

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:48 pm

Obviously for the reader, Kevin was quite amuse by all that. However, for someone like Jacob, Kevin would just appear more and more grossed out, especially when the boy showed the porn that had fallen from his shirt in the man's face! And he still tried to deny all that? Damn that boy was stubborn. Even when all odds were against him he just kept telling the same story over and ovrer. Almost like someone who would have been framed in court. Kevin closed his eyes, really not wanting to look at that disgusting image that was shoved in his face while trying to push the boy's hand away. "Look, dude. You stare at my p***s what? 4 times? Then you ask to ******** me. Then you watch Gayporn on my TV and now that picutre fell from your shirt. I didn't have anything to do with any of these, expect maybe being naked at first. You did all that. Not me. And frankly, you are ******** grossing me out. Just think about that, and admit you are gay and sop trying to seduce me or whatever you are doing, 'cause I'm not swinging that way. ********, that's just gross." The man shivered at that though. Him? Have sex with another man? Never! That was so utterly gross. Who in their right mind would try something like that? It wasn't... it wasn't natural! God didn't' make him that way!

He was about to comment on something else, when someone rang the door bell. Ah! The real delivery boy! He wouldn't get a tip for having taken that long, hurricane or not! "Okay, the food is here, I said you could have some, but ********, stop trying to do what you were doing and... just...just... just think on it. You're pathetic, trying to hide that you're a fudgepacker when all the evidence point otherwise." He walked by the boy, pushing him away and opened the door. On the other side was indeed a poor delivery NPC boy who was now being yelled at for bieng almost half an hour late. What poor services!

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:16 am

..What? But – Jacob.. Jacob had.. been.. He – he really didn't intend and.. but.. Jacob wasn't gay! He lowered the picture he was trying to show as some kind of proof to the other while he went to the Chinese delivery boy, utterly at a loss. He wasn't! He liked chicks! He loved chicks! And p***y! Yes, he loved p***y – it was a wonderful discovery with Caprice and.. and he loved straight porn! Not because of the guy in there, but because of the chicks and.. and.. Jacob couldn't be gay! He wasn't like Kade at all! He didn't care much about beauty treatments or use the best conditioner, just a bar of soap, or dress 'properly' – he.. he sometimes wore the same pair of jeans three days in a row! Once, but, still, it counted! And he loved his meat! Steak was the best – Kade hated steak! That.. he.. he was the opposite of Kade! That made him straight!! So, yeah, ********.. no, uh, screw – no.. Damn him! Yeah, that works. It wasn't as strong as he wished it was, but all the other curses he could think of could be taken sexually. He frowned and, after crumbling and throwing out the offensive picture, folded his arms.

..But. He.. he did check out guys – not gay! He checked the out at the gym to compare muscles, but, then, when did he ever catch other guys doing it to him and not being gay about it? Then there was earlier where he just stared at the screen – turned on or not, would a straight dude have kept watching? ...But, he was kinda stunned it – Oh, God. Was – no – yes – maybe – stop. That was Kade. Every time he was accused of it, since the fifth grade, he had denied it – how could he possibly have been lying to himself for that long, huh? That wasn't possible! It just couldn't be right! Jacob was always upfront! He couldn't – but, Kade had – no, that was a very dumb ******** joke – no, no, <********>, stop. Again. Just stop. ..Ah, but, poor Jacob, his mind didn't stop, like it hadn't stopped last time he had told himself to. Eventually, he had come to sit down at the coffee table, hands on head and head face-down on the surface while he went over everything wrong with this and everything that could possibly, by some itty bitty little tiny teeny small chance, right. ...Oh, God, Jacob wasn't having a fun day at all.

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