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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:55 pm


Hiya ^_^
it's Ame.
I missed being here.
Well, to keep me entertained, I would like to know what it the stupidest/crazy/grossest/oddest/Bizzarest thing you have ever done.

I have plenty of my own stories, like
Breaking the Mall's doors
Or riding in a police car at 3 am
Or streaking in a hotel and barking like a dog
but I want to hear yours :3
Please tell.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:23 am


this isn't really crazy but i have 2:
In Australia, I did the macarena in the hotel hallway with a bunch of American kids that I went with.
and I told one of those creepy carnival worker guys that I was allergic to fish, then he said he didnt believe me, so I made up (on the spot) what'll happen to me and explained my condition.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:09 pm


I half assisted half protested as my friend stole a stop sign

I started a croquet club

I used to have a habit of climbing over bathroom stalls

and I can't think of anything else >:l grr I know there's more
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:45 pm


I stood up in class once and screamed, "ATTENTION, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! PLEASE, DIRECT YOUR EYES TO MY FINGER!" I then flipped the whole class off then sat down and kept reading. The teacher just laughed. I did get my a** kicked in the hall though XD

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:50 pm


dancingtoast152
I stood up in class once and screamed, "ATTENTION, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! PLEASE, DIRECT YOUR EYES TO MY FINGER!" I then flipped the whole class off then sat down and kept reading. The teacher just laughed. I did get my a** kicked in the hall though XD

lol I did something like that... I wore this huge skull ring on my middle finger, and held it up to everyone (at a party where i barely knew anyone) and yelled "DO YOU LIKE MY RING?!"
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:08 pm


greendayluver64
this isn't really crazy but i have 2:
In Australia, I did the macarena in the hotel hallway with a bunch of American kids that I went with.
and I told one of those creepy carnival worker guys that I was allergic to fish, then he said he didnt believe me, so I made up (on the spot) what'll happen to me and explained my condition.

XD ahhh!! La macarena!!! That's awesome.
And Ha! That's too funny! I love doing stuff like that! Do you remember your conditions? =D

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:13 pm


Ugly Organist
I half assisted half protested as my friend stole a stop sign

I started a croquet club

I used to have a habit of climbing over bathroom stalls

and I can't think of anything else >:l grr I know there's more

Lol, Is the stop sign hanging on their wall? XD I would have it at my door and spray paint "stalking me" under the Stop part XD
Yeah for Croquet club!!
BWAHAHA! bathroom stalls! XD ever run into someone while they were doing their business? surprised
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:15 pm


greendayluver64
dancingtoast152
I stood up in class once and screamed, "ATTENTION, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! PLEASE, DIRECT YOUR EYES TO MY FINGER!" I then flipped the whole class off then sat down and kept reading. The teacher just laughed. I did get my a** kicked in the hall though XD

lol I did something like that... I wore this huge skull ring on my middle finger, and held it up to everyone (at a party where i barely knew anyone) and yelled "DO YOU LIKE MY RING?!"

Haha that's hilarious how the teacher didn't do nothing XD
And yes. I love your ring :3

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:27 pm


My stupid stories of the day. :3

Number one. In the morning, all the juniors had an essembly and had to join at the gym. Walkig down the teen crowded halls with my friends Andy and Jeny, I am being squished between people. And the person in front of me actually happen to be Coach Schyler, whom I have the biggest crush on(even confessed my love for him but that is a different story for later). He was my social studies teacher freshman year and he loves my cooking. :3 anyways he wa right in frot of me and squeal then looked back at Jeny and Andy and say "hey guys watch this" and I begin air humping the area behind him XD they cracked up and he turned around giving my a knowing shake of the head. He grabbed my nose and told me to stop being a perv. XD it was soo effen cute!!!

Two. I was walking from Lunch to my 4th class with my friend Malaun, my black gay man, and he was describe some guy's p***s to me. I was like "ew... I don't want to know about this. I hate male genetailia." and he said "what I couldn't hear you, say it louder." and I said "I hate d**k." really loud but not yet yelling. Then he said "Gurl, you gotta praise it to the lord!" and then I yelled "I HATE d**k!!!" super loud an the whole hallway stopped talking and stared at me. XD
That's all that really happened today. :3
PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:13 pm


X - my harlequin romance
Ugly Organist
I half assisted half protested as my friend stole a stop sign

I started a croquet club

I used to have a habit of climbing over bathroom stalls

and I can't think of anything else >:l grr I know there's more

Lol, Is the stop sign hanging on their wall? XD I would have it at my door and spray paint "stalking me" under the Stop part XD
Yeah for Croquet club!!
BWAHAHA! bathroom stalls! XD ever run into someone while they were doing their business? surprised


Nah Kassidy's mom made her take it back to where it was >:l
and no i didn't thank god, its what I did when i got really bored during class. I would just leave and climb over the top of bathroom stalls. People would walk in and just stare at me...it was so funny

remembered another one:
In spanish there was a fill in the blank thing on the board:
el ____ es el _____
my fill in?
el unicorn es el drunko

and I shouted at some boys yesturday because they were being demeaning to women.

and today I turned almost turned in a literary analysis essay with p***s written in the paragraph about how Creon takes a tragic fall. But I found it in time. My silly friend wrote it in.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:40 pm


Ugly Organist
X - my harlequin romance
Ugly Organist
I half assisted half protested as my friend stole a stop sign

I started a croquet club

I used to have a habit of climbing over bathroom stalls

and I can't think of anything else >:l grr I know there's more

Lol, Is the stop sign hanging on their wall? XD I would have it at my door and spray paint "stalking me" under the Stop part XD
Yeah for Croquet club!!
BWAHAHA! bathroom stalls! XD ever run into someone while they were doing their business? surprised


Nah Kassidy's mom made her take it back to where it was >:l
and no i didn't thank god, its what I did when i got really bored during class. I would just leave and climb over the top of bathroom stalls. People would walk in and just stare at me...it was so funny

remembered another one:
In spanish there was a fill in the blank thing on the board:
el ____ es el _____
my fill in?
el unicorn es el drunko

and I shouted at some boys yesturday because they were being demeaning to women.

and today I turned almost turned in a literary analysis essay with p***s written in the paragraph about how Creon takes a tragic fall. But I found it in time. My silly friend wrote it in.

Awe... Kas's mom
(F.
Oh well.

Lol, el drunko XD
I love it. Reminds me when my friend Ashleigh and her family invited me to go camping at the beach in Florida with them. There was a group of boys we found and acquainted there and asked us if we wanted to party at their tent later. We wanted to but her dad had a curfew. Went back to the tent and she was like "Ame, we have to go to that party! I've never done anything bad before! You go to so many parties, you drink, you live life! I'm a teenager and I haven't done anything! I want to live life like you! Show me how to sneak out!" I thought this speech was funny cuz my life really isn't that exciting. I was like "if you want to get in trouble with your dad, sure, whatever, let's do it. But just know what your getting yourself into." So we snuck out. But she was terrible at it. She kept making noise but we got away to the party. It was pretty fun until some guy offered us beer. I denied it but Ash took it. I was like "your not going to like it. Don't try it. You'll throw up." and she was like "Ame, I'm trying to live life on the bad side! I've gotta this far so I'm taking my first drink!!" and she chugs it. =.= then throws up. And it just kept coming. It was terrible. The guys didn't want her there no more so we just left. I told that would happen.
It was pathetic experience. But one that will remain. XD

And good for you Deary! Fight the recrimination toward women!!

Gahhh!!! I hate when my friends do that!!! D:<
it's even worse when they draw a p***s on the crotch or butt area on your jeans!! DX
PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:27 pm


X - my harlequin romance
Ugly Organist
X - my harlequin romance
Ugly Organist
I half assisted half protested as my friend stole a stop sign

I started a croquet club

I used to have a habit of climbing over bathroom stalls

and I can't think of anything else >:l grr I know there's more

Lol, Is the stop sign hanging on their wall? XD I would have it at my door and spray paint "stalking me" under the Stop part XD
Yeah for Croquet club!!
BWAHAHA! bathroom stalls! XD ever run into someone while they were doing their business? surprised


Nah Kassidy's mom made her take it back to where it was >:l
and no i didn't thank god, its what I did when i got really bored during class. I would just leave and climb over the top of bathroom stalls. People would walk in and just stare at me...it was so funny

remembered another one:
In spanish there was a fill in the blank thing on the board:
el ____ es el _____
my fill in?
el unicorn es el drunko

and I shouted at some boys yesturday because they were being demeaning to women.

and today I turned almost turned in a literary analysis essay with p***s written in the paragraph about how Creon takes a tragic fall. But I found it in time. My silly friend wrote it in.

Awe... Kas's mom
(F.
Oh well.

Lol, el drunko XD
I love it. Reminds me when my friend Ashleigh and her family invited me to go camping at the beach in Florida with them. There was a group of boys we found and acquainted there and asked us if we wanted to party at their tent later. We wanted to but her dad had a curfew. Went back to the tent and she was like "Ame, we have to go to that party! I've never done anything bad before! You go to so many parties, you drink, you live life! I'm a teenager and I haven't done anything! I want to live life like you! Show me how to sneak out!" I thought this speech was funny cuz my life really isn't that exciting. I was like "if you want to get in trouble with your dad, sure, whatever, let's do it. But just know what your getting yourself into." So we snuck out. But she was terrible at it. She kept making noise but we got away to the party. It was pretty fun until some guy offered us beer. I denied it but Ash took it. I was like "your not going to like it. Don't try it. You'll throw up." and she was like "Ame, I'm trying to live life on the bad side! I've gotta this far so I'm taking my first drink!!" and she chugs it. =.= then throws up. And it just kept coming. It was terrible. The guys didn't want her there no more so we just left. I told that would happen.
It was pathetic experience. But one that will remain. XD

And good for you Deary! Fight the recrimination toward women!!

Gahhh!!! I hate when my friends do that!!! D:<
it's even worse when they draw a p***s on the crotch or butt area on your jeans!! DX


Awww thats sort of a sad story :{

And yus, :] I dun appreciate boys being disgusting. They don't appreciate girls as people and its awful

Lala draws them all over my notebooks when I'm not paying attention, she craves attention x) yesturday she threw a paper airplane at my face so we got into a poking fight that ended badly. She's drawn at least 20 I think, but i just turn the balls into eyes and the d**k into a nose and add a smiley so it turns into a smiley face!

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