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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:43 pm
Here's how we roll...I ask a question. 3 different people offer an answer Best answer gets random item Here's the catch. The questions have no right or wrong answer. So how do you know which answer is the best? The one that's funny, or awesome, or just strikes me as being the best. The awesomeness of the answer will decide how cool your prize is. Rules...Don't be crude or mean.
Only 3 answers per question
The answers must come from 3 different people
If you want to ask a question, you're required to give the prize.
Do not complain about your prize, they can't all be monthly collectables. THE QUESTION: Why aren't woodchucks allowed to chuck wood?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:51 pm
They are too busy digging?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:54 pm
Even though I'm about to break you're holding me tightly in your arms. I'm afraid to go Because there would be too many broken windows? I hear your voice in the dawn when everything will be nothing
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:20 pm
They already chucked all of the wood!
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:27 pm
Hmm.... it looks like our winner is..... The Somber Silence Congratulations, your prize is on its way!! Let's keep going, shall we? this next one is a bit more in depth. Next Question:You travel back in time to 1492. You accidentally sink 3 ships called the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. This guy Christopher comes up to you, ticked off cuz he needed those ships to get somewhere. How did you sink the ships and how are you getting Christopher to where he needs to go?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:01 pm
I sinked them by sleeping with each boats cooker wife he knowing about it made it so the food was bad, The food being bad one of the sailors trowed up, the mess being on the ground one other sailor slipped on it, felling and releasing a monkey from its cage, the monkey was a ninja and sinked the boats using its bare hands. As for Columbus. I will give him a piggy back ride to wherever he wants to go. Quote: This message has been approved by André Salgado
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:13 pm
Well I went back and time fully prepared of course, the captain of Nina started pissing me off on the ship so I shot a harpoon at his face since no one else knew how to steer the ship, Nina smashed into Pinta then Pinta hit Santa Maria and because Pinta knocked up Santa Maria, it accidently hit a mine bomb I put there incase I needed to teach these ships a lesson. Luckily, i jumped in the water and swam to shore. and noticed this douchebag Christopher guy that had survived and was yelling at me for firing a harpoon at the captain of the Nina. I told him "Look, I'll help ya out. I'll get you to where you need to go."
So I gave him a huge c**k(the animal of course wink ) to ride to where he needed to go. Where I got this c**k, you ask? well didn't I say in the beginning I came fully prepared?
The end.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:39 pm
These are awesome answers, but we still need one more. (In other words...BUMP)
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:10 pm
i had to take a really big dump on the nina that sunk it. then the pinta was an intresting story i ate half of the boat and it sunk before i could finish it and then the santa maria i used as a surfing board and it broke. but the good new is i can take my big ol' cannon frined over here and shoot you to where ever you wanna go
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:59 pm
This was definitely a tough one, but our winner is.... Andre Salgado Your prize should be coming shortly. On with the game! Let's go with another 2 part question. Next Question:It's a sad fact that unicorns are virtually extinct. Why is that? And what do you plan on doing about it?
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:05 pm
Yes it is a sad fact...
They are Extinced because the Cave men from the Gikco comershals got hungry one day and Coulden't catch anything he found a Unicorn killed it and ate it. It had good taste so They went around killing all of the Unicorns for their meat.
I plan on Funding a U.U.M (Unicorn Unectincter michine) and Make all of the worlds horsed into unicorns... that or just sticking a paper horn on each horse.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:57 pm
That is an awesome answer. Anyone think they can do better?
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:29 pm
Unicorns are nearly extinct because humans and vampire kill them to drink their blood, thus extending their natuarl lives.
I plan to make killing a unicorn a chop-chop offense. Edit by chop-chop, i mean that men and women alike are chopped to bits slowly a bit at a time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:00 pm
Sadly the unicorns extinct themselves....one unicorn one day was running and could not stop in time and ran into a boulder and broke it's horn off. Other unicorns were also having the same problem with not stopping in time and running into things. Unicorns were starting to think that their horns were becoming a nuisance so one day all unicorns came together for the festival of Anti-horn Day
and that was the day all unicorns removed their horns and therfore called themselves"horses" and "stallions".
what i plan on doing is surgically hot gluing their horns back onto their heads ^.^
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