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Tangled

Once upon a time there was a sun who was super bored so for fun he spit magic on the earth to see how bad he could mess with people. Some of his magic spit turned into a flower and this dinosaur (called a gothel) found out that singing to it would make her significantly younger and prettier. Meanwhile back at the ranch, the a princess was about to be born but the queen was in bad shape because they didn't have painkillers back then. sooo all the kings horses and all the king men started looking for a magic spit flower to help the queen deal with the pains of pregnancy. And they found it, so the queen ate it (sucks that he had to eat spit but thats how the story goes). Then the baby was born with a TON or gorgeous blonde hair, golden really. So at this point the dinosaur was pissed so she stole the baby (to eat it perhaps?) and locked it in a tower to tenderize a bit. The princess grew, and her hair grew . . . well mostly her hair grew. While in this tiny space she must not eat because shes skinny as a stick, so she bakes muffin but she just throws them out the window. Meanwhile gothel comes and cuddles Punzi's hair so that she wont turn back into a dinosaur (but she hasnt eaten her yet, maybe later?). Anyways Punzi gets bored cuz she runs out of things to sing about. ENTER ATTRACTIVE MALE CHARACTER! Punzi i rescued by a hot guy so to show he attraction (shes so smooth) she hit him in the head with a frying pan multiple times. To of course he's won over already and they go on a love adventure to see some floating lanterns (because while there are no painkillers, evidently helium is all the rage). Then a lot of boring stuff happens, some reprises, some characters die blah blah blah and then Punzi's hair falls out from all the heluim but its cool cuz that guy (Flynngene) still loves her in her ugliness. So they live happily ever after! (Oh and they both got both of their dreams, punzi's old dream to see the lantern, Flynngenes to have a castle, and then their new dreams of eachother)

PS. BEST MOVIE EVER!!!