Woah. Who are all these people? Hopefully they won't notice me...
I'm not telling you until you tell me first, a*****e.
Rule Number One of being a Thief: Adapt to every Situation.
Sigmund Mordikai Mikhael. Why does a worthless girl like you deserve to know, huh?
Alright, alright. Calm down, you two. No reason to be fighting.
Lorelei! Thank God you're here!
Yes, Haru. I'm here. Of course...problem is, where is 'here', exactly?
My sentiments exactly.
Yeah...where are we, exactly?
Why, you're all inside my head, of course.
The Second Rule of being a Thief: Never, ever lose your cool.
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Welcome, everyone. Now that you've met all my lovely friends, I suppose it's time you met the man behind the curtain, isn't it? Your very own Sir Blackout, better known as 'The Professor.' To be frank, I really have nigh on an idea what I'm doing here. However, I'll be the Captain for Squad 4. I'll leave it up to all of you to decide how lucky you are to be working under my expert tutelage. There are no direct consequences for procrastination and laziness; however, in return, I'm hardly to be held responsible if I decide to go around demoting or murdering people in a frenzy.
There are a great many things you'll learn during your stay here, but for the brightest of you, the most important will be the things you learn from me. As I'm fond of saying, 'The truly brilliant need only their mind.' With me in charge, you will learn individual combat tactics, effective ways to manipulate NPC's, and how to efficiently manage large groups of people in combat.
I'll take the wittiest of you, and together, we'll emerge victorious over the rest of the Academy.
Anyone else they send me will be Cannon Fodder.
Simple enough?
Good. I suppose I'll be seeing you all again shortly, then.
A list of characters representing The Professor throughout his adventures:
---Sigmund Mordikai Mikhael
---Harukichi Takarabe
---Devan Jakobs
---Chloe VanMorvont
---Lorelei Casciano
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research."
