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 Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:37 am
How can you tell you have Pokemon fever?
When you start Koffing! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:15 pm
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:27 pm
Why did Nurse Joy call in sick?
She was feeling Krabby.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:23 am
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, man, that is one dirty pokemon joke. If you took it the right way, it would sound like Nurse Joy and Krabby were having sex.
I know you meant it in a different way, but... no matter how you look at that joke, it was funny.
I have a joke for you.
What Pokemon are always at weddings?
Weepinbell
What Movie does Gengar, Gastly, and Haunter hate the most?
Ghostbusters!
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:25 pm
I wasn't going for a dirty joke but I still get it.
What did mama Kangaskhan say when she played with baby Kangaskhan?
Pi-Ka-Chu! I see you!!
What do you call strange and bizarre Pokemon?
Oddish.
What do you get when you put two Scizors together?
A pair of Scizors!
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:07 am
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What is the Pokemon version of a ballad-song filled CD?
A lovedisc.
Why don't Smoochum wanna grow up?
Because when they do, they will become Jynx.
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:06 pm
What Pokemon do girls hate most?
Geodudes.
What Pokemon do grim reapers like most?
Scyther.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:39 am
Which Pokemon will never fit in, no matter how hard it tries?
Oddish
What are the three wizard pokemon?
Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam!
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:31 pm
Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard What are the three wizard pokemon? Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam! I was gonna make that one. XD What Pokemon do miners look for most?
Golduck
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:28 pm
lol, I like that one.
What pokemon needs happy pills?
Gloom
The true movie star pokemon - staraptor
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:23 pm
As Ekans see it's still raining out.
I'm not gonna Raichu a love song!!!
Scyther's nothing much to see.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:01 am
Ha ha ha ha! And then we find out that Ekans is a ditto.
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:06 pm
There is a twitter for pokepuns, most are pretty hilarious!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:34 pm
What did Haxorus say to Fraxure?
Can I Axew a question?!
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Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:59 am
lol Now that one was funny.
Why do lady Plasma trainers love Pan and Simisage?
Don't all ladies like to watch their figures?
(Yes, that joke was a bit dark, but...)
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