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 Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:04 pm
Here is a topic for our enjoyment. All you have to do is answer the person's question above you and, of course, write your own. Remember to make the questions and answers as stupid as possible!
A: No question above me...
Q: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:59 am
A: The cat with toast with forever hover just above the floor, NASA is going to use this technology in 2015 to send Neko to the moon.
Q: When spelling the word Cat each letter stands for something, but what does it stand for?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:13 pm
A: Cannot Attend Tea (cat).
Q: Why is it that people can't make smart choices?
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:54 pm
A: Due to the small part of our brain that is left inactive for unknown reason. That and, of course, pie.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:12 pm
A: If you divide -13 by pi and then multiply it by the wetness of your tongue and it will give the exact number of licks.
Q: If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush and you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone then what is the stone worth?
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:00 am
A: The stone is worth... EVIL. Because we all know it's a SIN to kill a mockingbird!!! twisted
Q: What will people do when one day pigs WILL be able to fly?
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xxxMaiden_of_SolitudeXXX Crew
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