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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:32 pm
k so this is a contest
i want to c how funny u guys r
first 15 people who send me really funny jokes, and i mean REALLY FUNNY JOKES will get either a prize or some gold
so send me ur jokes
limits up to 5 jokes per person, no u know what a LIMITLESS amount of jokes, but they have to be funny
and dont go on google and search them up, get them from ur heart, or i suppose google, but they have to be funny
so hurry up, because only 15 people will win, but if more people participate, i will let more people win, up to maybe 30 or 50 people
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:33 pm
what do you call it when you mix a vampire and cold weather?
frost bite XD
lol sorry for the corny joke
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:37 pm
i got another corny one lol:
what do you call it when you mix a dog and hot weather?
a hot dog XD
yeah.....i need to stop doing weather ones lolz
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:21 pm
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. xD
(Not my joke, but I thought that was pretty funny when I heard it, lol.)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:09 am
hmmm, i'm not good with jokes... here are some that I've told in the past...
What goes ha ha ha clonk?
A man laughing his head off....
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
... thats all i can remember... there worse then i thought! xD
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:28 pm
dont worry, i love corny jokes-ull get ur prize soon youloved22 i got another corny one lol: what do you call it when you mix a dog and hot weather? a hot dog XD yeah.....i need to stop doing weather ones lolz
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:33 pm
yeah i thought the same exact thing-ull get ur prize soon Kurai Ai Desu Yo mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. xD
(Not my joke, but I thought that was pretty funny when I heard it, lol.)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:03 pm
i loved the first one it was really funny ___Zombies-FTW hmmm, i'm not good with jokes... here are some that I've told in the past... What goes ha ha ha clonk? A man laughing his head off.... Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. ... thats all i can remember... there worse then i thought! xD
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:10 am
two guys walk into a bar...XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:25 pm
and? do they say ow or something? l Thage l two guys walk into a bar...XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:36 am
A truck of Viagra was stolen. The cops are looking a for a hard criminal.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:15 am
ah cute ull get ur prize soon JRandom18 A truck of Viagra was stolen. The cops are looking a for a hard criminal.
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