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 Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:45 pm
so i was looking in that one thread.. things youre bad at (or something...). And have discovered that none of us can dance!
Except for ame...
cos shes a beast.
So now i want you all to post your horrifying 'i cant dance put i was put in a position where i had to' stories.
Starts...
NOW!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:10 pm
Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD
Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments.
I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango.
I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX
I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!"
He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?"
"BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!"
He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful.
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X - my harlequin romance Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:48 pm
I personally don't really like dancing alot, but I'll do it with my friends, since they kind of force me too. Anyways it's the 8th grade spring semi formal dance, and my friends had gotten me to dance with them quite a bit, and we actually had a dj for once which the guy seemed kind of lame to me. I had been dancing with them and when I was taking a break standing where everyone was dancing, I see my friend dancing with this guy, and he notices me looking at them, and leaves my friend to come dance with me.
Anyways I was telling him no, and he kept insisting it, so I gave up, and slow danced for like my first time with a guy (other than my friends who are girls, but that's just goofing off). I found it really akward, and a bit embarassing , since well you know how guys get sweaty when they dance alot, plus this guy I find really annoying. I pretty much hated that thing, because that guy just went around dancing with about every girl to see how well they were with dancing.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:51 pm
X - my harlequin romance Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments. I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango. I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!" He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?" "BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!" He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful. Man I feel so sorry for you after reading this. This makes my dancing experiences seem like nothing.......
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:34 pm
TODAY i had a s**t experience
I was walking around outside of my school and there was a dance cirle(srsly, WTF?) and I walked through it. Being the target of people to mess with, I was pulled in and people started grabbing my limbs and flailing it around... I just stood there trying not to punch someone in the face.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:50 pm
redheadsrule13 X - my harlequin romance Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments. I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango. I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!" He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?" "BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!" He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful. Man I feel so sorry for you after reading this. This makes my dancing experiences seem like nothing....... Lol, yeah, it was really awkward. Miguel and I haven't been able to see ourselves in the same way ever since. >.> and yeah, I been where you were. Dancin with someone you don't like. And them being extremely sweaty. That's so gross! Man whore. XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:54 pm
dancingtoast152 TODAY i had a s**t experience I was walking around outside of my school and there was a dance cirle(srsly, WTF?) and I walked through it. Being the target of people to mess with, I was pulled in and people started grabbing my limbs and flailing it around... I just stood there trying not to punch someone in the face. Lol, you should have punched the people who flung you in the circle. XD There's always a dance battle between The Asians and The Blacks in front of my orchestra class in teh morning. I always get stuck in the middle trying not to hit people with my case. DX I wish they would find a new place to battle.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:13 pm
X - my harlequin romance Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments. I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango. I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!" He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?" "BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!" He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful. thats reason #842 on my "why the world should love ame" list
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:21 pm
Okay... so back in elemantary school me, Sarah, and some other friends made our own dance to Barbie Girl. We were soooo lame. Like... the stereotypical elemantary school kid who likes whatever is on the radio because its on the radio (or at least I was).
ANYWAYS: my parents recently transferred all of the home videos to DVD. So, parents being as lame as they are, made me watch all the home videos in an attempt to make me 'sweet again' (it made me wanna throw up).
BUT: we came across the video of my and my friends dancing and... uh...
I lost part of my soul. It was terrible. Horrid. I couldn't believe my parents hadn't said anything at the time. I wanted to shoot myself in the face.
But alas, there was no gun
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:40 pm
LaLaFunk X - my harlequin romance Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments. I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango. I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!" He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?" "BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!" He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful. thats reason #842 on my "why the world should love ame" list Lol that much? And which one that I can dance or that I got some 30 something Flammer poser's package in my face? XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:44 pm
LaLaFunk Okay... so back in elemantary school me, Sarah, and some other friends made our own dance to Barbie Girl. We were soooo lame. Like... the stereotypical elemantary school kid who likes whatever is on the radio because its on the radio (or at least I was). ANYWAYS: my parents recently transferred all of the home videos to DVD. So, parents being as lame as they are, made me watch all the home videos in an attempt to make me 'sweet again' (it made me wanna throw up). BUT: we came across the video of my and my friends dancing and... uh... I lost part of my soul. It was terrible. Horrid. I couldn't believe my parents hadn't said anything at the time. I wanted to shoot myself in the face. But alas, there was no gun Aw :3 you were young. You can't help be look like a retard. XD And I'm totally watching that when I visit. :3 Share some bonding time with your mama. Xp
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:11 pm
X - my harlequin romance LaLaFunk Okay... so back in elemantary school me, Sarah, and some other friends made our own dance to Barbie Girl. We were soooo lame. Like... the stereotypical elemantary school kid who likes whatever is on the radio because its on the radio (or at least I was). ANYWAYS: my parents recently transferred all of the home videos to DVD. So, parents being as lame as they are, made me watch all the home videos in an attempt to make me 'sweet again' (it made me wanna throw up). BUT: we came across the video of my and my friends dancing and... uh... I lost part of my soul. It was terrible. Horrid. I couldn't believe my parents hadn't said anything at the time. I wanted to shoot myself in the face. But alas, there was no gun Aw :3 you were young. You can't help be look like a retard. XD And I'm totally watching that when I visit. :3 Share some bonding time with your mama. Xp that dance was hella fun
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:29 am
X - my harlequin romance redheadsrule13 X - my harlequin romance Lol, I love how I'm teh exception. XD Thus throughout my dancing experiences, I have have had some horrible dancing moments. I remember this one time, rehersing for my 15th birthday bash, my choreographer(one of those Latin guys who are in their late 30's and refuse to dress their age so they look like their tryin to look young "hip" kids but they just look like ultra flammers) suggested we did do this certain dance moment during my tango. I don't remember the name of it but I jump into his arms and he flips me over and I stick myself up in the air infront of him. The doing teh move it's self was cool but when the move is over that's when it got awkward. My choreographer isn't that attractive in teh face but he had a fairly large "package" (gross) and when the move was over, my face was stuck in one place. >.< his crotch. DX I yelled at him still upside down, his crotch in my face and vice versa for my part and his face "Miguel, I don't want to do this move!" He said "This is a very hard move and you pulled it off on the first time, why don't you want to do it?" "BECAUSE YOUR c**k IS IN MY FACE!!" He set me down quickly and he said I could take teh day off of practice. He was red in teh face. So was I. It was awful. Man I feel so sorry for you after reading this. This makes my dancing experiences seem like nothing....... Lol, yeah, it was really awkward. Miguel and I haven't been able to see ourselves in the same way ever since. >.> and yeah, I been where you were. Dancin with someone you don't like. And them being extremely sweaty. That's so gross! Man whore. XD yeah actually that's kind of true about the person I danced with so that's kind of funny. he's dated lots of girls in my school, plus he's hyper so that's another i don't like about him
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:34 am
I just remembered this home video of me when i was such a little cute toddler x3 (redheaded babies are so freakin adorable!) and my parents had been tapping me and my older brother.
This music had started playing and I started to bend my legs up and down (like squatting). I guess I was dancing when that happened it was just so adorable, but I was still a bad dancer. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:25 pm
X - my harlequin romance LaLaFunk Okay... so back in elemantary school me, Sarah, and some other friends made our own dance to Barbie Girl. We were soooo lame. Like... the stereotypical elemantary school kid who likes whatever is on the radio because its on the radio (or at least I was). ANYWAYS: my parents recently transferred all of the home videos to DVD. So, parents being as lame as they are, made me watch all the home videos in an attempt to make me 'sweet again' (it made me wanna throw up). BUT: we came across the video of my and my friends dancing and... uh... I lost part of my soul. It was terrible. Horrid. I couldn't believe my parents hadn't said anything at the time. I wanted to shoot myself in the face. But alas, there was no gun Aw :3 you were young. You can't help be look like a retard. XD And I'm totally watching that when I visit. :3 Share some bonding time with your mama. Xp i will lock myself in the bathroom. and i will not come out until its time to take you back to the airport. do not watch it!!!! evil
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