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Dallas Overload
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:44 pm


Option one:

Nothing will happen

Option two:

If she agrees (which she will) I will tell only my parents about the situation, her mom will think she is going to an all day affair with me and my two parents. My mom will act as step mom, my dad as her father, and me as me. We put in false information, and she gets an abortion.

Option three:

We suffer all consequences and put that thing up for adoption.

Option Four:

She wants to keep it and I ******** freak the ******** out forever.

Thats all i got right now. I may have to think this out more throughly.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:53 pm


Congrats... you've killed two birds with one stone, you've cashed in your V-card and received a pregnancy scare... Now be a good thinking Human being and go buy some Plan B before your window of opportunity vanishes

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:01 pm


******** thanks moro
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:02 pm


how long ago did you ******** her?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 pm


BogiePop
how long ago did you ******** her?


on thursday, yesterday
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:11 pm


calm the ******** down then you have at least 2 month before she will even be able to tell if she knocked up. in case you dont know just cuz she gets her next period dont mean your in the clear, she can bleed once or twice and be with child. theres a bright side planned parenthood has gift cards.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:41 pm


Rhett Butler would simply push her down the stairs.

Anyways....

....been in your situation, man. But why do you think she's pregnant? Gotta admit, after practice I'm pretty much pro status on not finishing inside, takes time though, you'll get there. Condoms suck, but you gotta use em, kiddo.

If you didn't finish inside, you should be fine. Unless she just had her period days before, in which case she was super-fertile.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:45 pm


She said she had it like two weeks ago.

And thanks Grape, that calmed me down a bit.

And Bogie, thank you for your input as well, Ahaha.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:47 pm


You're fine then. No worries.

You pulled out 20 seconds before, the chances she could be pregnant are very very slim.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:48 pm


I immediately jacked it and came instantly though

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:49 pm


Dallas Overload
I immediately jacked it and came instantly though


so its more like 10 or 15 seconds
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:18 pm


Only complete ******** losers get a girl pregnant first try.

And I don't think your a complete loser.

So you should be fine

I got my first pregnancy scare a while back. ever since then I've had her on the pill while I use rubber.
I'm never ******** having a kid.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:30 pm


This is one of the problems I don't want to get into when I have sex for the first time,or anytime for that matter D:

Sister just had her baby 9 days ago, although they're cute and whatnot, I don't want to get pregnant and be in her situation...being a girl sucks :/ And I'm quite paranoid to boot, so it wouldn't help.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:34 pm


MY NAME IS BOGIE AND I'M A d**k... THIS POST CONTAINS NO ADVICE

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