"Farmers"
Farmer Bill has a farm, with animals and vegetables. Farmer Bill has a family, a wife, a little boy and a little girl. Farmer Bill and his family grow vegetables and feed the animals. When it's time, they take the animals and vegetables and turn them into yummy food for themselves and other people around the world. Farmer Bill is always busy but is happy with his work.
Farmer Harold lived next to Farmer Bill. Farmer Harold had animals and vegetables on his farm. One day he decided only to wear a filthy sac and sandals. He didn't have a wife, but he had a life partner and they had seven babies. He thought that using animals for food was wrong so he let them go free. He and his life partner and his seven children would sit around and do nothing. Every day they would sit around and goof off. The animals they set free would come in every day and eat the vegetables that were growing in Farmer Harolds land. In the woods there was a pack of mean wolves and they would eat the animals and then make more wolves. Soon there were no more animals and there were lots and lots of wolves. The wolves were hungry after eating all the animals and all that was left was Farmer Harold and his family so the wolves ate them. Farmer Harold and his family didn't try to do anything because they were all lazy and they loved animals so much that they didn't want to try and chase the wolves away because they might hurt them. So don't be like Farmer Harold and wear dirty clothes, make babies without being married and don't let animals do whatever they want or they'll eat you.
Farmer John lived near Farmer Harold and Farmer Bill. Farmer John was very sad, all the time. He would mope around and never get any work done. He was sad because no one liked him, and no one liked him because when they tried to he would just make them sad too. He never liked his name so he changed it to Night Raven. His hair was the most beautiful golden color but he didn't like it so he covered it in black greasy muck. He painted his fingers and toes black and wore baggy black clothes. He had animals and plants but the plants all withered and died because he moped around and didn't take care of them. The animals were unfed and unloved by Farmer Night Raven so some of them died. Farmer Night Raven took the rest of the animals and sacrificed them on an alter to summon the evil god Cthulhu. That didn't work but all the dead animals attracted all the wolves that the hippie Farmer Harold had been eaten by. The wolves came and ate the animals and Farmer Night Raven. So don't be like Farmer John Night Raven and be sad for the sake of being sad. And the value of life is greater than any power that the supernatural would give you in exchange for it.
