Okay, okay. Here's how it goes. For the first few posts, add AS MANY THINGS AS YOU WANT!!! Make them things that could lead to funny/epic combinations. I'll add them all to the list below, then, when we have a good amount going, the fun begins. Pick to items, and get to thinking! Will it be funny? Will it be an AMAZING weapon... or will it be a crudely drawn skateboard that floats away? YOU DECIDE (and describe it if you just up and give it name)
Also, to the best of my knowledge, || is to combine the two and get the first item with the second altering it, and && is to hodgepodge the two... [[If I'm mixing these up, please correct me *cough Vriska cough*]]
List: dragon hat coffee cup drawing notebook ladle gourds cat food container jack-o-lantern cereal box coffee machine paint-roller paint bucket 'Witch is In' sign fake jack-o-lantern toy mouse/cat toy toy dog/dog toy trumpet(s) bass(es?) trombone rocking chair Incan-style wood carving from bolivia calm dog hyper dog little dog dog who thinks he's little angry looking cat fat cat yellow cat grey/blue cat girl tuxedo cat boy tuxedo cat yellow broom chair with arms chair without arms chest leaf-pillow case dog crate dog bed fridge 'house of blues' cat magnet log? magnet chef magnet photos of siblings kentucky magnet two-toads-in-a-cualdron-singing anti-fox news sticker fall wreath ipod shuffle blue wicker chair cusions plaid fleece high school fleece flat screen tv HD box swivel kitchen chair wood stool w/ cushion touch phone w/ tardis and other awesome ringers flip phone w/ tardis ringer red weave basket blue camera lighter dog food jesters hat band shoes chess board croquet mallet striped sweater vest(s) band shirt(s) hammer toilet table cloth spoon hurhurr catnip catfood jalepeño computer mirror sword kleenex moustache dew corn iowan hawk store candle fake candle sticker baking substitutions magnet chicken pot holder blanket brief case afghan rosary aorta valve dog chew happy face bowl moth soda box (bow)tie bell car vampire werewolf fox boy zombie nose space heater watch hat sharpie glasses long beautiful eye lashes witch fork knife checkers dinosaur poop stylus doctor sun moon star me sister brother blargh gotcha dog tags curtains paint tray shed fur ring earring stud purse guitar cymbal hypochondriac batman robin the joker land before time magic school bus eyeball tail
Lazy Susan Keyboard Fan Blades (5 blade ceiling fan blades, removed from fan) Snuggie (Blanket Robe) Purse A copy of Shonen Jump A rake A Nintendo DS An Alarm Clock Spraypaint (any color) A Tuba Your Favorite pair of jeans the captcha code for a 1:1 scale blue whale robot a gundam superglue candy buttons Jet engine(s)
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:15 am
Nunchakus Lazy Susan Keyboard Fan Blades (5 count arranged) Snoogie, (those robe blanket things) Purse A copy of Shonen Jump A rake A Nintendo DS An Alarm Clock Pink Spraypaint A Tuba Your Favorite pair of jeans the captcha code for a 1:1 scale blue whale robot a gundam superglue candy buttons 2 jet engines
is that too many? or too random? I tried to think of some at least interesting things....
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:32 am
whaaaaaaaaale
actual list:
dragon hat coffee cup drawing notebook ladle gourds cat food container jack-o-lantern cereal box coffee machine paint-roller paint bucket 'Witch is In' sign fake jack-o-lantern toy mouse/cat toy toy dog/dog toy trumpet(s) bass(es?) trombone rocking chair Incan-style wood carving from bolivia calm dog hyper dog little dog dog who thinks he's little angry looking cat fat cat yellow cat grey/blue cat girl tuxedo cat boy tuxedo cat yellow broom chair with arms chair without arms chest leaf-pillow case dog crate dog bed fridge 'house of blues' cat magnet log? magnet chef magnet photos of siblings kentucky magnet two-toads-in-a-cualdron-singing anti-fox news sticker fall wreath ipod shuffle blue wicker chair cusions plaid fleece high school fleece flat screen tv HD box swivel kitchen chair wood stool w/ cushion touch phone w/ tardis and other awesome ringers flip phone w/ tardis ringer red weave basket blue camera lighter dog food jesters hat band shoes chess board croquet mallet striped sweater vest(s) band shirt(s) hammer toilet table cloth spoon hurhurr catnip catfood jalepeño computer mirror sword kleenex moustache dew corn iowan hawk store candle fake candle sticker baking substitutions magnet chicken pot holder blanket brief case afghan rosary aorta valve dog chew happy face bowl moth soda box (bow)tie bell car vampire werewolf fox boy zombie nose space heater watch hat sharpie glasses long beautiful eye lashes witch fork knife checkers dinosaur poop stylus doctor sun moon star me sister brother blargh gotcha dog tags curtains paint tray shed fur ring earring stud purse guitar cymbal hypochondriac batman robin the joker land before time magic school bus eyeball tail
my sister helped biggrin
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:14 am
Nerumii
Nunchakus Lazy Susan Keyboard Fan Blades (5 count arranged) Snoogie, (those robe blanket things) Purse A copy of Shonen Jump A rake A Nintendo DS An Alarm Clock Pink Spraypaint A Tuba Your Favorite pair of jeans the captcha code for a 1:1 scale blue whale robot a gundam superglue candy buttons 2 jet engines
is that too many? or too random? I tried to think of some at least interesting things....
It wasn't too random, and it was good. Actually, that made quite the decent list, so scroll through, people, and if you think of anything missing that'd lead to good/funny combos, add them before your alchemize post.
Now, let's get to spending that Grist (Another thing you can add if ya want: Cost to make.)
Candle && Sword = Melting Death 5,000 Grist A long sword of wax, razor sharp. As soon as it is made, a flame starts at the tip. Best use it before it melts away!
Candle || Sword = Sharp Candle 5 Grist A candle with sharp edges, and... er... How do you even light this thing?!
Gundam && Bucket = Bucket Head Gundam 20 Grist The untold sixth Gundam of Gundam Wing, piloted by some old crotchety janitor.
Gundam || Bucket = Warrior Bucket 100 Grist Look! It's like a Gundam-style helmet-- for poor people!
Trumpet && Spray Paint = Sounds like Color 1000 Grist Play a note, watch the color of the object you're playing at change!
Trumpet || Spray Paint = Sound... in a Can! 500 Grist Push the nozzle down, and music sprays out!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:16 pm
dog crate || fridge == Doggie Icebox Ever need your dog to chillax? well Skyanet hears your pleas! with our new patented Doggie Icebox, you can put your dog in a time out, and ensure that he/she will "Chillax" warning, the Doggie Icebox has shown to be fatal for some smaller species of dogs, please consult your doctor before using Doggie Icebox
pillow || swivel chair == swivel pillow Has this happened to you: You sit on a pillow getting ready to eat your bach choy or whatever it is people that sit on pillows eat, and you some moron barges in and needs you to look directly at them. Well you don't want to! you just got comfortable, why can't the world twist around you? well that would require a lot more science then we have to throw at a pillow, so we bring to you the next best thing! Skyianet's Swivel Pillow, now your pillow will turn with you when you want to stare down the jackass that interrupted you. Warning we aren't actually sure how the Swivel Pillow works, so if failure to swivel occurs, you might want to wait for a second because time might have swiveled. if such is the case, do not contact us because you may or may not be the one, and we would want nothing to do with you, at all.
You ever been knee deep in the blood of your enemies, and come to the realization that "Hey, I just got a great idea for a tweet" only to remember, that you are nowhere near your computer, let alone your keyboard. Well here at Skyanet we have that problem more often then you would imagine, so our engineers whipped this little baby up, half sword, half keyboard, all slick. Now you can decapitate your foes and tweet about how cute your dog is almost simultaneously. warning: the keyboard blade is not meant to be used by anyone who is pregnant or may become pregnant. If you have vision problems you should consult your doctor before use, as it might make them worse.
iPod Shuffle || iPhone == iPhone Shuffle
Well Skyanet didn't actually make this one, but we're going to advertise for it anyway. do you have something to say, but don't who you want to say it to? well Apple took their iPod Shuffle and let AT&T sell it with a two year contract so you don't have to decide who you're telling what.see apple's website for all warning information
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:15 pm
chicken pot holder && Angry Cat == Angry Chicken pot holder.
To tell you the truth, I have no idea what this was about, but I can tell you we're hiring new engineers! so if you think you got what it takes to work for skyanet, well take this bottle of Robitussin, and try to navigate the labyrinth. You'll know when the exam starts.
god, I love imaging skyanet's founder is cave johnson : D
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:56 am
Batman && Mustache == Batstache
It's a mustache that doubles as a baterang. warning, do not combine with bowler hat, for the batstache might attack it, and destroy anything in it's path to get to it, such things include, but are not limited to; your face, your glasses, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, the neighbors dog, the planet Jupiter, rouge mass murdering AI, a four times prototyped demon with the powers of a god, and many other things we didn't have time to test. Skyanet; don't ask why, ask why not!
From my emergency sburb survival plans comes some of my ideas. Scissors || running shoes = One Bad Idea 1,000 Grist A pair of running shoes with scissors at the toe, didn't your mother ever tell you not to run with scissors?
Scissors && shrub = Topiary Scissors 5 grist Not great for cutting, but a great ironic centerpiece for your yard.
Scissors || Shrub = Head-ge Trimmer 2500 grist Every rose has its thorn's, but they don't mean much when you can just lob them off, go ahead try it, its fun.
Suit || Origami dollar suit = Dollar suit 2 dollars + 200 grist Pretty nice, in the coming Apocalypse you should let everyone know what your worth....which is apparently $2.
Dollar suit || Head-ge Trimmer =Head-ge fund trimmer Finance is serious business...
Oakley's && 3DS = 3Duchey Sunglasses -10 grist Nothing says douche quiet like this
Oakley's | | 3DS = Sight unseen 1000 grist Not only is this internet capable, but thanks to its nifty settings, it can increase, and decrease the depth of your vision.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:39 am
(@Vriska: Cave Johnson ftw heart)
You should add these to your list :] suit shirt pants clothes pile of dirty clothes flowers deck of cards escape rope kitten calender starfish
Jalepeno && Kleenex || cereal box Spicy Sneeze-in-a-box Ever wanted to sneeze but it just wouldn't come? Isn't that feeling just ANNOYING? Well, try one of our patented Spicy Tissues and you won't have to worry about that feeling anymore! warning: using spicy tissues may make your face numb for a few seconds.... or the rest of your life in some cases. side effects also include the complete removal of all of your facial hair and nose hairs, and third degree burns
shirt || fat cat || keyboard Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat Yeah we don't know what we were thinking here either, we were just throwing stuff at the wall here and seeing what sticks. Apparently, a fat cat playing a keyboard is what stuck the most. warning: may cause an influx of internet memes and parodies
space heater && a gundam || eyeball == I am the Best at Space (Heating)
you ever get cold and lonely and just want something to talk to that's obsessed with space (heating) well not any more thanks to skaianet. We have devised a perfect companion in non cube form. Essentially all he does is sit there and talk about space (heating) not much else, but the idea is that it helps you fell warmer because you don't have to sit in the cold and talk to yourself. Warning: I am the Best at Space (Heating) can not actually talk, any instances of it actually talking should be reported to your local supernatural investigative force immediately. In the event that it does talk and it threatens to stab you, be your friend, or anything in-between, you should run, because it's about to get hotter then the sun, and the folks from the lab tell me that's pretty darn hot.
With sharp styluses everywhere, this giant mallet has screens all over the place, leaving a very interesting picture of whatever is slammed into. Try it on someone's face-- hammering, for the lulz!
Shades || Batman Figurine = Bat-Shades 100 Grist
Well, aren't you fancy? With these dark shades in the shape of a bat, the bat symbol on the bridge, and the crazy yellow and silver trim, you're the envy of all your friends-- well, the DC fans anyways. The Marvel fans are drooling over those Deadpool-Shades over there...
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