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Here's a list of things that Twilight saga has ruined for me and EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!(please know that this isn't the top 10 so no one is better or worst! Just equal! ^~ This is an infinite list if there's anything else I can add. AND EVEN THOUGH I HATE TWILIGHT STILL, THIS IS A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE THINGS SO SERIOUSLY AND/OR PERSONALLY PLEASE THANK YOU!!!)

1.Vampires(Louie von Helson thinks so! He says anyone asking him if he sparkles or not is borderline racist 'cuz he's a vampire himself as well!!!)
2.Werewolves(My boyfriend, Neo Arcane & I think so! ~>=C )
3. Romance
4.Love
5.The Twilight Zone(yes that's right because of the word "Twilight" and how much this generation is full of ******** morons and also Smeyer is trying to make another called "Midnight Sun" THAT'S ONE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE'S EPISODES THOUGH!! YOU b***h, STEPHENIE, I OUGHTA PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FAT FACE! stressed Don't believe me? Here's proof!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Midnight_Sun *The Twilight Zone theme song plays* )
6.The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess(even though it isn't entirely ruined, dumbass Twitards will confuse the name with Twilight Saga. I'm playing this Zelda game right now and I swear to y'all, *sniffs* It is NOTHING like the Twilight saga of course! I'm so happy I'm gonna cry! (^;_;^) Bless you Link, Zelda, and Midna! biggrin )
7.Glitter(I love glitter! So magical and pretty.....UNTIL EDWARD RUINED IT BY PUTTING IT ON HIS COLD, DEAD BALLS AND EVERYTHING!! RAWR!!!! b*****d!!!! scream )
8.Wolves(I like wolves and I'm a wolfgirl......WAY before this Smeyer b***h ruined it for me and other wolves!!!!)
9. Apples
10.Nature
11.Forests
12.Snow
13.Trees
14.Faeries(actual faeries dammit!!!! Like Navi from Zelda series. Thanks a lot, Edward, you assfaerie sumbitch! stressed )
15.Gothic Horror
16.The moon
17.Astonomy(That's right, astronomy! Cuz "twilight" is just another word for sunset or dusk whatever you call the sun going down for the night)
18.This generation
19.Chess(see the cover on "Breaking Dawn")
20.Bloody roses(see the cover on "New Moon")
21.Ribbons(see the cover on "Eclipse")
22. Native Americans(I for one am a Native American mix even though my family & I look white but trust me, I'm a Native American mutt thanks to my 2nd great grandmother. ^~ But Jacob Black don't look Native American to me, he look like a Mexican chav for ******** sakes! I'm not racist! I'm being realistic! *sighs* Okay so the actor IS Native American. He don't look like it to me though so there! NOW STFU!!!!!! scream )
23.British people(Thanks a lot NuttyMadam3575 the twitard and Robert Pattison the guy who played Edward Cullen. Yes he is British according to wikipedia. Plus he did play as "Cedric Diggory" in one of the Harry Potter movies. Although Robert Pattison wasn't proud or satisfied when he played as Edward, I STILL think these two ruined British people more than Prince Charles. Besides my boyfriend's a Brit and I love him! Plus I also like The Beatles and British comedies. ^~)
24.Families
25.Protoss
26. My buddy, LochnessMonstor727's short nickname, "Nessie" (Bella's hellspawn of that failed abortion, Renesmee Carlie Cullen stole her nickname!! YOU b***h!!! YOU'RE NOT A LOCHNESS MONSTER LIKE MY BUDDY, LOCHNESSMONSTOR727 IS!!! SHE'LL ******** EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!!.....or whenever. rolleyes YOU ******** ENCRUSTED, MUSTARDY-FACED SMEGMA!!! RAWR!!!! evil scream )
27.Parents
28.Politics
29.People's appetite
30. Fantasies
31.People's love life(damn you, Twilight!!! I know my bf still loves me but he's NOTHING like Edward. We're just both human and too busy these days!!! Unlike you, Edward & Bella, we're both human and we don't abuse each other, and we're distant lovers!!! Neo Arcane's from England whilst I am from Texas, America. My mom says that distant relationships are WAY better than how people meet in the flesh at first sight! She's right 'cuz.......that's how my mom met my dad and then had my brother and then me! So HA!! SO DON'T TRY TO GIVE ME THAT SUICIDAL SPELL WHEN MY BOYFRIEND IS TOO BUSY WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S AT WORK OR HE PLAYS WITH HIS XBOX A LOT 'CUZ I KNOW HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME!!! STOP RUINING EVERYONE'S LOVE/SEX LIFE STEPHENIE MEYER, YOU INSENSITIVE, BRAINWASHING, FAGGY, c**t-LICKER!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! God that was cathardic! ^____^)
32.Black people/black vampires(Yes! Black people CAN be vampires! In fact ANYONE can be a vampire no matter what gender, race, colors are! wink However! SMeyer ruined black people for everyone! I don't give a rat's a** if she's a Mormon or not!!!!! scream I know Mormon's think black people are "evil" but not always true though! There's black mormons too. ^~
So ANYWAYS, yes there's a black vampire in Twilight saga and his name is "Laurent" and ya know what SMeyer calls him? A NOMAD!!! SHE CALLS LAURENT A NOMAD LIKE HE'S A MIDDLE-EASTERNER MOOR! WHATTA RACIST b***h!!!!! surprised eek burning_eyes And what's worst is that Stephenie Meyer gives black people a BAD reputation just like how stupid white people used to do back in the old days!!!! mad
I got a black friend too, Stephenie Meyer, and he's gonna kick yo' a** when he find ya.........b***h!!!!! evil )
33.Google and other search engines(come on! Everytime I'm searching for some NICCCCCCCE pics of vampires, werewolves, the moon, vampire sex, werewolf sex,etc. Twilight has to come in and ruin it! GTFO, TWILIGHT!!!!! scream stressed evil )
34.Vampire sex
35.Werewolf fursuit sex
36.Halloween(I'm pretty sure there are some ******** twitards dressed as Twilight characters for Halloween. *facepalms* ******** friendships(Yes it does! This saga's cursed...CURSED!!! eek )
38.Bookshelf spaces
39.Papers
40.Ink



MORE TO COME! ^^

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Updated! ^~

You could put in politics and parenting for that one

Done! ^^

LOL! Okay I'll put that in there too! whee

Just some random fangirl p issed me off earlier and said the Protoss would get screwed over by the Cullens. Dude, like you said, a Dark Templar, no a single Zealot would eat them for breakfast and then slaughter the rest of them. Dark Templar are just overkill. Now if we're talking Zeratul or Tassadar or Fenix or Artanis or Selendis or whoever else you can think of, they would eat these f uckers alive and kill them off quickly without them even knowing it, especially with Zeratul.

A Zealot would whoop his a ss, easy. Most Zealots have at least 100+ years of combat experience and their high psionic power is unrivaled. Edward wouldn't know what hit him when a Zealot beats the hell outta him. If you've played StarCraft 1 and Brood War, then you probably know about the Stalwart Warrior Zealot and later Dragoon, Fenix. Fenix, I know for a fact, would spill his guts all over the place. Either as a Zealot or as a Dragoon, he would slaughter him easy. Tassadar, either as a High Templar or commandeering the Gantrithor, would whoop his sorry a ss. Artanis, either piloting a Scout or commanding the Shield of Aiur, would blow Twilight out of existence. Selendis, either as a Zealot or commandeering her Carrier, would blow him up. More so if he was being a pervert to her. And Zeratul, either on the field as a Dark Templar or piloting his badass Void Seeker, would kill Twilight ten times over. Its just unfair.