Feeling under the weather? Coughing up a lung? Crapping up (or out rather) something that resembles your gray matter and you don't know what to do about it?
Look no further than your very own Dr. Alenko! With the same credentials* as the subway famous Dr. Z, all you have to do is post what ails ye and Dr. Alenko will recommend what you might want to try to remedy the situation.
*The credentials that the subway famous Dr. Z and Dr. Alenko hold are none, and let it be noted that the subway famous Dr. Z is a dermatologist and not a general all-around net doctor like Dr. Alenko.
*The credentials that the subway famous Dr. Z and Dr. Alenko hold are none, and let it be noted that the subway famous Dr. Z is a dermatologist and not a general all-around net doctor like Dr. Alenko.
Dr. Alenko Says:

Hello there meatwads and jerkbags, it is I, the ever infamous Dr.Alenko! Be amazed by my self taught street doctorisms and disinpiring words of wisdom! Ask questions of the medical kind and I will give you an almost allegedly foolproof solution to whatever alleged problems you have.
Just not during Castle and/or Attack of the Show.

Hello there meatwads and jerkbags, it is I, the ever infamous Dr.Alenko! Be amazed by my self taught street doctorisms and disinpiring words of wisdom! Ask questions of the medical kind and I will give you an almost allegedly foolproof solution to whatever alleged problems you have.
Just not during Castle and/or Attack of the Show.
