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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:06 pm
Troub1eMaker This is a two-liner game where someone posts a reason for being locked up in jail, like this. Quote: I'm calling from jail because I stole an unmarked police car. Then, someone would reply on the other end, and say a one-liner from jail. Quote: I told you hijacking planes was a better business! I'm calling from jail because I spray-painted the judge's house red. I'll start the game. I'm calling from jail because the teller was a little freaked out when I demanded money from him.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:33 pm
I told you not to bring your sword to the bank. You know how it makes people nervous.
I'm calling from jail because I threw a ferret at someone.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:44 pm
I told you not to carry more than 7 ferrets at a time!
I'm calling from jail because I kinda sorta threw burning meatballs at my husband and apparently that qualifies as domestic abuse.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:40 am
I told you too use flaming shish kabobs instead!
Im calling from Jail because I poked a police officer with a fork and thats considered offense to autohority.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:58 am
I told you police offers prefer to have donuts thrown at them.
I'm calling from jail because I spread a virus to the Russian Embassy of really cute kittens.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:17 pm
I told you they would have preferred them at the Egyptian Embassy
I'm calling from jail because apparently stalking Alexandra Daddario is somehow illegal
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:56 pm
I told you to bring a video camera. Then it isn't stalking, it is journalism.
I'm calling from jail because I was riding around on my ATV and apparently the police station is not terrain.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:15 am
Vengeful Elegance I told you to bring a video camera. Then it isn't stalking, it is journalism. I'm calling from jail because I was riding around on my ATV and apparently the police station is not terrain. I told you not to disturb me on my coffee break! I'm calling from jail because I hijacked and stole an ATV from some girl who was riding it around the police station where I work at.
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:03 pm
I told you not to steal from the chief's daughter
I'm calling from jail because apparently a good old English bank robbery is illegal
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:15 am
*Sigh* I know we can't do anything anymore!
I'm calling from jail because I was arrested for throwing my cat out the window.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:42 am
I told you not to let it land in the wheelie-bin!
I'm calling from jail because apparently dressing up in a cloak and threatening to steal people's souls if they don't give me candy is harassment
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