So, I began to talk with twinArmageddons, and here's how it went-- I tried to act as if he was really a troll the whole time, so... here we go. Enjoy my stupidity:
-- growlingNumbers [GN] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 10:13 --
GN: Ah, A trOll... hOw ExcItIng tO fInAlly fInd OnE Of yOU
TA: yeah good job
TA: you type liike a tool.
GN: hEh, wEll, I hAd tO fInd sOmEwAy tO EmUlAtE thE trOll kInd, And OthEr thAn mAgIcAlly grOwIng hOrns, thIs Is thE bEst wAy I cOUld thInk Of
GN: thOUgh It's vEry UnnAtUrAl And hArd tO dO
TA: gamzee ii2 really commiited to beiing a complete iidiiot yeah
TA: what do you even want anyway
GN: wAIt, whAt AbOUt gAmzEE?
TA: you type ju2t liike hiim
TA: oh waiit you are one of the few that have no iidea about what 2tupiid 2hiit we have been up to
TA: ******** 2henaniigan2 everywhere.
GN: Oh, I jUst fOrgOt hIs typIng stylE... I gUEss I dO typE lIkE hIm... wIthOUt thE hOnks
TA: how can you forget 2omethiing liike that
TA: the guy liiterally never 2hut2 up ever
TA: iit would not 2urprii2e me iif he2 talked the mo2t out of all of u2.
GN: hEh, I dOn't hAvE thE bEst Of mEmOrIEs. gAmzEE? hE's-- Hold on, I'm going to type how I normally do. That was driving me crazy.
GN: I've actually never talked to him-- you're the first of the trollkind I've talked to.
TA: flatteriing
TA: ii have liiterally been up to my neck iin you a22hole2 today
TA: iive 2aved at lea2t three liive2.
TA: your 2peciie2 ii2 riidiiculou2
GN: Oh man... I actually just found out about how your kind made our world... Kinda amazing, really
GN: Trust me, ridiculous barely starts with us
TA: yeah
GN: and yet, as weird of a species we are, it's comfortable for us.
TA: receptacle2 ju2t layiing around
TA: dii2gu2tiing
TA: that2 2tupiid
TA: you are all ******** up con2tantly
TA: how can that be comfortable
GN: It's the whole human belief that we are flawed, and since we are flawed, we're perfect. It makes no sense, but it's the lifestyle we follow
GN: Strange, aren't we?
TA: your phiilo2opher2 were a couple of complete ********
GN: Heh, you think the philosophers were bad? Have you even heard of half the cults here?
TA: what
TA: oh riight
GN: The cults-- followers of random things they think are god
TA: oh
TA: you mean
TA: liike iin2ane clown po22e or whatever the ******** gamzee call2 them
GN: Lol, close-- they
GN: are a band
GN: they make music, but you could call some of their fans cultists with how much they love the band
TA: what
TA: band2 fiight to the death iin arena2 for our amu2ement
TA: they make mu2iic iin your uniiver2e?
TA: your uniiver2e 2ound2 boriing a2 hell
GN: Wow, talk about taking battle of the bands literally. To us, bands use instruments like guitars, drums, and such to play music of all genres, and a battle to use is just bands showing off against each other
TA: well 2hiit
GN: to us-- not to use. I fail at typing from time to time
TA: ii gue22ed we ******** up your uniiver2e and made iit the biigge2t piiece of 2hiit ever
GN: You could say that-- then again, I guess the World Wars were pretty much more along the lines what ya'll wanted
GN: mass amounts of fighting planet wide, with multiple nations fighting one another
TA: what world2 diid you fiight
TA: haha, what?
TA: you fiight eachother?
TA: holy 2hiit
GN: Like I said, we're strange, huh?
TA: a bunch of dumba22e2 ii2 what ii would call you now
GN: No offense, but it IS the planet ya'll made... So one of your fellows over there had a sick twist of humor and added their own touch, aye?
TA: ii bet iit wa2 eriidan
TA: he2 a whiiny a22hole
TA: more2o than me
GN: The fighting with one another probably came from Karkat, the music from Gamzee, the weird s**t we call psychology from Vriska...
TA: ii am 2ure we all ******** up your planet iin out own 2peciial way2
GN: So... what is the Scratch...? How did the humans cause the Scratch if you made THEM? That's the only thing about this whole situation that's been messing with my mind this whole time...
TA: weiird tiime bull2hiit
TA: aradiia or karkat probably know2 more about iit than ii do
GN: Oh god, more time twists....
TA: what diid you expect
GN: Hopefully something a little less twisted
GN: The more I keep hearing about how our time is coming to a parallel with yours, I'm beginning to fear that the four humans in Sburb will make a mistake beyond repair, to wipe us all out. ALL of us... including trolls.
TA: we are already doomed
TA: troll2 ii mean
GN: Yeah, I heard about that, but are you sure the humans might not be able to twist fate somehow?
GN: To save you all, bring you to Earth?
TA: ii thiink ii would rather diie
TA: your planet 2ound2 2tupiid
TA: and iit wa2 already de2troyed, iidiiot
GN: Wait, it was destroyed?! Oh.... yeah, you all have a future view of our planet
TA: yeah youre doomed ba2iically
TA: ii hope you liike meteor2
GN: Greaaaat... Well, it was a good run while it lasted, eh? So... You can already see what the 4 kids will do, and what their choices will cause to happen.... Nah, I'll wait to find out. Dunno if you know, but there's actually a site where tons of us are following what the kids are doing. We got a little bit of a view that led to the Scratch for you all.
GN: As for the meteors, it'll be an odd way to go, but ah, oh well
TA: waiit, what
GN: yeah, there are many of us watching what's unfolding with the humans
TA: 2how iit to me
GN:
http://www.mspaintadventure.com GN: crap, missed a letter
TA: oh, that 2tupiid bull2hiit
GN:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com GN: Yeahhhh..... That's the only way I came to find of trollkind
TA: yeah ii fiigured
GN: Hey, at least I've been able to find out about you. Many won't read it due to the artist's rendering of John at the beginning
GN: So many don't know of the trolls, ya know?
TA: could have fulled me
TA: you a22hole2 have been trolliing me con2tantly
GN: Heh, that's only a small amount of us
GN: there's quite literally billions of us
TA: ******** great
TA: god
TA: that gave me a headache ju2t thiinkiing about iit
TA: hold on whiile ii go do 2omethiing le22 2tupiid for a whiile
-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering growlingNumbers [GN] at 10:50 --
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XD That is.
