Welcome to our third Issue of Mormon Monthly. In this issue we find out the steps to cheat on your internet girlfriend brought to us by Rathmanian and another quick guide on how to be a douchebag by... oh.. It's also by Rathmanian. Neat.
Important News
Today I will send out a guild announcement that anyone with under 50 posts or latest post is before Sunday 06 September 2010 will be banned for inactivity. Unfair? Not really, 50 posts is easy. Even if your busy and have under 50 posts I'll give you enough time to get your posts up before starting to ban. Anyone active, semi-active or a regular has nothing to worry about, so no problem.
Month Round Up
- Rumer Willis became captain after Zhaff converted to Scientologyism and left our Mormon...ology...? Mormonolgy.
The infamous Taco Paco raged and quit the guild and was blacklisted. He keeps trying to return but continues to fail.
Tribor wet his pants in the playground and we all pointed and laughed at him for about a week.
Rathmanian cheated on his many wives with a somalian beauty named Plug.
bawhs and Zhaff had a fight over who wins FeSoria but decided to share her.
Someone threw a brick through our window. If you know who is responsible please blah blah blah blah bluh bluh bluh.
The league died when all the kids went back to school and all the adults (such as myself) went back to college. (it's zhaff btw hi guys)
Frelly's Featured Music
Oh no, Frelly music again.
Sleigh Bells
Noise pop (Kinda.. hipster-y)
Sleigh Bells are very different style from what I usually listen to.
It's basically.. Pop music.. but.. noisier.
If you give them a listen, you'll see what I mean.
I didn't like them at first but they've grown on me. A lot.
Zhaff's Rating: 10/10
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Infinity Guitars
Crown On The Ground
Kids
Dragonette
Kind of indie.. electro-pop? Sure, why not.
This group released a few songs that I had liked before, but I never really listened to them.
So while looking for new music I decided I would listen to them and I ended up loving them.
Maybe you know their songs, Pick Up The Phone or I Get Around?
Zhaff's Rating: 8/10
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Big Sunglasses
Stupid Grin
Marvellous
Said The Whale
Canadian indie pop whatever idk
This is the band that came to my school.
I kinda forced myself to listen to them out of nowhere but I ended up liking them so it's okay.
They have really nice sweet soft music. Even their upbeat ones are still kinda soothing.
Zhaff's Rating: 6/10
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Camilo (The Magician)
Howe Sounds
Out On The Shield
Bold = Favorite song of that artist of the moment
Sleigh Bells
Noise pop (Kinda.. hipster-y)
Sleigh Bells are very different style from what I usually listen to.
It's basically.. Pop music.. but.. noisier.
If you give them a listen, you'll see what I mean.
I didn't like them at first but they've grown on me. A lot.
Zhaff's Rating: 10/10
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Infinity Guitars
Crown On The Ground
Kids
Dragonette
Kind of indie.. electro-pop? Sure, why not.
This group released a few songs that I had liked before, but I never really listened to them.
So while looking for new music I decided I would listen to them and I ended up loving them.
Maybe you know their songs, Pick Up The Phone or I Get Around?
Zhaff's Rating: 8/10
-
Big Sunglasses
Stupid Grin
Marvellous
Said The Whale
Canadian indie pop whatever idk
This is the band that came to my school.
I kinda forced myself to listen to them out of nowhere but I ended up liking them so it's okay.
They have really nice sweet soft music. Even their upbeat ones are still kinda soothing.
Zhaff's Rating: 6/10
-
Camilo (The Magician)
Howe Sounds
Out On The Shield
Bold = Favorite song of that artist of the moment
Who's that Moron?
PM me who you think this silhouette belongs to. You can only send me on guessing PM. There are a few different silhouettes, You can guess all of them but remember you can only guess once. PM me with which you think is. First person to guess wins 5,000g. You can only win once, to let other people have the chance of winning & guessing one of them. So if you get 2 correct answers, I'll only reveal that one of them is correct to you and TLOEM.
Who's that Moron Answers
Martyr_of_Death guessed by Ritorin
plan|face guessed by Electric Boobaloo.
LizzyJayne guessed by [G]aian.
??? guessed by ???
Moron of the Month
Comics
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This comic was written by Hell_Tutor.
Then I came in and changed absolutely everything about it.
Then I came in and changed absolutely everything about it.
Interview with a Moron
Zhaff:
we do interviews for our newsletters but fesoria sucks to interview it seems
Pollack:
>:I Bullshit. She's awesome to interview. You guys are just doing it wrong
Zhaff:
okay fine you interview her
FeSoria:
what?
Zhaff:
pollack is gonna interview you deal with it
FeSoria:
justin was too busy trying to fap lol
Pollack:
What?
FeSoria:
oh okay. AMY INTERVIEW ME
Zhaff:
LOL stupid justin
Pollack:
Dude Fine. SO RINI, Hows it being awesome?
Zhaff:
hey hey hey no cut cut her username
Zhaff:
is fesoria ok? go
FeSoria:
amyyyyyy ask me questions
Zhaff:
no cut her username is pollack and we're back
FeSoria:
where'd she go?
Zhaff:
this interview is over
Pollack:
Oh ******** you
FeSoria:
omg you guys
Pollack:
>:I RINI
Pollack:
Do you like any members besides me in the guild? And if so Who?
FeSoria:
martyr, zhaff, tribor even though he's scared of me, and a couple of other people
Pollack:
Interesting.
Main reason you hated taco?
FeSoria:
I didn't really hate him until he started rejoining the guild with all his mules
Zhaff:
he's my mule js
Pollack:
I see.
Any person you DO hate in the guild?
Also
Zamzee
Zhaff:
oh come on
dicks
Pollack:
Go away
You're in the backround
Stfu
Zhaff:
you really gonna ask who she hates?
cmon
and we're back
Pollack:
/Flips off zhaff
FINE
YOU THINK YOU'LL DO BETTER
YOU DO IT
With both of us
>:I
Zhaff:
WAIT
WAIT
A ******** MINUTE
ZAMZEE
DONT YOU ********/> CALL ME ZAMZEE AGAIN
FeSoria:
I'm not understanding
Zhaff:
THATS A ******** HOMESTUCK PARODY
OF GAMZEE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Pollack:
HAHAHA
FINALLY
Zhaff:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH ******** b***h
Pollack:
YOU
GET
Zhaff:
******** YOU
Pollack:
IT
Zhaff:
******** YOU
this interview is over
Pollack:
HAHAHAHA
Zhaff:
thanks for joining us karina
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