the holiday season is upon us and i am volunteer (For money) to being a santa's elf and one day they weer all "santa didnt show up so we need you to be santana for us" and im like "dude nope i quit roght here and now to you" and they say "we give you load mone morey juts think about that christmas bonus ; ) and " and im like fine i will be your santos for the kids not for the money (haha but i still want the money loool) so now im santa and all these smelly black kids on my lap for hours on end i take break and c** back and suddenly
the cutsest 11 year old on my lap she look like chloe moretz nd she even in a schoolgirl custuem and i dont know what to do i say "what you want for christmas my lovely" and in my mind brain i'm thinking the hole time "Dude did i just call her my lovely" and then i get boner and she can feel it and omg shes staying quiet idk if she feel it yet and then she say "she want a boyfirnd" and omgggg she can feel it i know it and then i c** and thorw her off my lap and run away and now i got stain on santa outfit and i have to pay for it and suddenly got another boner and it wont go away and im hiding in toliets hoping nobody comes in and ooh s**t oh s**t im the wrong toilets this is disabled womens toilet oh god and disabled woman comes in and im on the toilet and i got boner and c** tstains and my bowels go oot of controle and i shitting everywhere and im like "omg im so sorrty you have to seem this" and i run out grabbing s**t in my hand and hiding expose boner
guys i need advice of getting rid of boner ive had it for about 3 day now
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