once upon a time there was a dragon named fantasia and fantasia had a problem. she couldn't breathe fire. so she went to the awkward sea turtle babies. "how do i breathe fire?" she asked. the awkward sea turtle babies shook their head and asked. "do you know how we can get rid of our awkward imbilical cords?" the dragon backed away slowly and said "no. i'm gonna leave now." she flew away. she went to an eagle next. "majestic eagle how do i breathe fire?"the eagle laughed and said. "how don't you breathe fire?" the eagle died of laughing so much. fantasia put an R.I.P sign on her and left. next she went to a kitty cat. "kitty cat how do i breathe fire?" the kitty cat was surprised and said "you need to be cool like me yo." so the dragon got a new style, learned to dance, and got sunglasses. "now try it." the kitty cat said. the dragon breathed but nothing happened. so the dragon left and found a snake. "hello Mr. Hissys how do i breathe fire?" the snake looked at her. "What are you talking about you're hot!!!" the snake said. "um. ew. stay away from me." so the dragon left again and found a little bird. "hello young one do you know how i can breathe fire?" the bird shook it's head. "are you my mommy?" the dragon shook her head. the bird started to cry. "i'm sorry. but your mommy would look exactly like you. yellow feathers and all." the bird stopped crying. fantasia flew away and sat down in defeat. "i will never breathe fire." just then a unicorn named humphrey and a magical pony came along. "whats wrong?" they asked. "i don't know how to breathe fire." dragon said. the pony and the unicorn looked at each other."oh that's easy." "really how?" "just click your heels together and say 'theres no place like home theres no place like home there's no place like home'. then put on a pretty dress and wait for your fire god mother." the dragon just did that feeling silly. and fire god mother came and knocked her out. fantasia woke up and breathed fire. the bird found its mommy. the snake found a date. the eagle had a funeral. and the awkward sea turtle babies got their awkward imbilical cord off. and the kitty cat taught a dance class. THE END.