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Hmm?
Oh. I see what this is.
Hello, My name is Pisces. I am a Reaper at the House of Atreus and that is all there is to it.

...

Well, I said that that was all there was to it.

You want to get to know me better? How unnecessary.

You what? I'm sorry, but I have things to do. Goodbye.


Ohh! I'm sorry about that! Pisces is a little, well, I don't know.

Oops! My bad. My name is Jack and I'm new here. Pisces and Vlad are my teammates and they're supposed to be teaching me stuff -- only, well, I don't think Pisces likes me very much. But I'm not really sure about that either.

What do I mean? Umm. Well, at first he kind of ignored me a bunch, but then he helped me a lot when I had trouble...with things. Sometimes he's really nice to me and sometimes he pretends I'm not even there. Sometimes I think he just gets lost in himself so much that he forgets how to deal with other people...or something. Umm. Please don't tell him I said that!

Ohh thank you! I couldn't bear it if he started ignored me even more. I have to go now, but Vlad will be by soon, probably, and he's really nice! Bye!


Haha, hey! I'm Vlad, Pi's partner in crime! Well, really it's more partner in redemption, but y'know. Me 'n Pi, and Jack too, we reap stuff. Nasty stuff. It's our job and I like to think we're good at it. Pi and I have been a team since the start and I guess we're what you would call best friends. Heh. Don't tell him I said that or he'll get all huffy and we wouldn't want that.

What, you already talked to him? Yeah he's a lil difficult sometimes, but you can't blame him after what he's been through.

Woah, that's not my story to tell, bro! You're gonna have to ask him yourself. I thi--aww crap I see Joan. Listen, if she asks, I was never here. Catch ya later!


You there! Have you seen -- oh nevermind. I haven't seen you around before. Welcome to the House of Atreus! My name is Joan, once of Arc, and I am the head of this institution. Is there anything you'd like to ask me?

Ah yes. Our very own "Grim Reaper". Many souls here seem to have their own inner demons and skeleton filled closets, but he just stands above the rest, doesn't he? Or should I say broods? Haha! Yes, Pisces is a strange boy, but I can't deny he's is one of the best Reapers to come here.

Oh yes, he is very good. He and Vlad are arguably the strongest team there is. Even Jack seems to be getting along fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business I have to attend to. And what I said about Pisces brooding? Our little joke. He'd be-well, I don't know, but I wouldn't want him to hear!


Heh. With all these things you're hearing about "Grim Reaper" you must be scared shitless. No, I don't blame you. He's a little weird, I have to admit, but I like him. And my friend Felix here adores him.


Don't be stupid, Dex. I just appreciate the man's ability to not feel the need to talk 24/7. Unlike you.


Haha, yeah, whatever! Anyway, Pi is a good guy, once you get past the whole "HMMPH I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND ARE NOT ME ANGSTANGST" thing. Dead helpful when you're in a tight spot. Really, I think he shoulda been promoted to coordinator instead of that shithead Vlad. God, that guy--do not even get me started. It's like he sticks his ******** foot into his mouth all the time ON PURPOSE. And even when he--


Don't mind her. She's got this rivalry thing going on with Vlad. I mean it's fun to contemplate pitting the "strongest team" against the "fastest team" but it sucks in reality.


--and that's why I like Jack! Cause she's not a ******** boulder head! She knows her job and she does it--well, she tries-- but nope! That guy Vlad! Just wants to do everything and save everybody even though we all--


Yeah, sorry about this. Look. She'll wind down eventua--


--AND THE WAY HE WALKS. I MEAN COME ON. WALKING LIKE HE'S GOT A BAG OF GOLD FOR A CROTCH AND TWO CHICKS CLINGING ON TO HIS LEGS BUT REALLY HE'S JUST--

*Sigh* Okay Dex! I'm going to go to back to sleep now. Wake me up when we've got another mission. Sorry, again. Goodbye!

--AND THEN HE GOES AND LAUGHS IN MY FACE. I COULD HAVE PUNCHED--Hey! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT FELIX. God, he's gone to ******** nap again hasn't he? I don't even get why he sleeps all day. Kay, I gotta go make sure he doesn't fall asleep on the stairs. Again. I'll see you later, I guess. And if you see Pi again tell him I said hi and that he should punch Vlad in the face for me!