EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!?!
Kelly, I have been AWFULLY busy lately. I said Happy Birthday to you on Gmail. I bet you didn't know it was Lyssa's birthday today, now did you?!? I CANNOT DELIVER THE THINGS BECAUSE IT IS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE IS SPENDING IT WITH US!!! She had the option to see do a movie marathon with her friends, but she wanted to spend it with us WTF!?!?!
I also bet you money that you didn't know that WATSON, my next door neighbors DOG, passed away on Wednsday. We have been supporting them for the past two days. Every time you call, I'm not home, and everytime I call, you are "in the bathroom". I am not ignoring you, but I think that someone is not telling you that I am calling!
(FYI, I am freaking out at her because I know her in RL)