While we all love our Tavern, perhaps it hasn't returned our love. ninja Okay, not really, but it has been keeping secrets! A secret menu, that is! Prepare for horrible innuendos, not that you expected any less. This list will be added to the more dishes we discover.
Food Zee introduced, being foreign and all (American grub):
A Sexy Incubus:
Jumbo hot dog with ketchup
Biting Incubus:
A sexy incubus with onions on top.
...Zee has strange tastes sometimes.
Fluffy Incubus!:
A hot dog with roasted marshmallows. See note above. Also, Zee is no longer allowed to roast her own marshmallows after the incident last year. She's very sorry, she didn't know the collection was that flammable and that the pool table ended up in that person.
Streaking:
A bun, a patty, and another bun.
The bad boyfriend:
Three patties and all the condiments. C'mon, it's not like you've never had that much meat in your mouth all at once before.
Sushi:
Red Shirts:
Spicy tuna, wasabi, jalapenos, and spicy sauce. You'll die before you even begin.
ShanexNaruto:
Rainbow trout and creamcheese.
OroKabu:
Eel and imitation crab. Because eels kind of look like snakes, and the key word is imitation for the second.
Pastries:
Naruto:
A glazed cinnamon roll (it's swirly!).
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