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 Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:43 pm
It's a game, and pretty much what it says. All you need to do is think of something you *shouldn't* do at Hogwarts or any other wizarding school or location. There are lists out there as long as five hundred, we're Ravenclaws! We should be able to think of a thousand unique things not to do at Hogwarts! ~*~ We should not tell first years that Umbridge's name is actually pronounced 'Um-b***h'. ~*~ 5/9/10- First post total's count beginning. 17/8/10- Things we *shouldn't* do, game/list begins. ~*~ Total Count: 82! (updated Sunday and Wednesday) Goal(s): 50, 100, 500, 1000.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:37 pm
I saw some really funny icons with that.
Here's a few I've seen:
I will not feed first years to Fluffy
I will not give Professor McGonnagal a box of catnip as a gift.
I must not tell lies *wink*wink*
...and some others I can't remember at this moment smile
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X_Valentine_Lovegood_X Crew
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:44 pm
I will not tell professor Trelawney that my tea leaves say she'd lying.
I will not replace the Quidditch broomsticks with muggle broomsticks.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:33 pm
I've seen a lot of them. Here's some of the top of my head...
~ I will not tell first years that Snape is the voice of God.
~I will not use Gryffindor and Slytherin first years as Christmas decorations
~ I will not refer to the Accio spell as the force
~I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when going to the Headmaster's office
~I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand
~I will not put muggle fairy tales in the History section of the library
~If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am not aloud to do it
~I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and tell him they're real animals
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Nerd_of_Many_Faces Captain
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X_Valentine_Lovegood_X Crew
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:13 pm
Saw this one:
~I will not tell first years to build a tree house in the whomping willow
I came up with this one:
~ I will not sell fainting fancies, puking pastils or Nosebleed Nougat to unsuspecting first years...
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:17 am
I will not tell first years that Dumbledore died cause of you.
It's really strange though.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:43 pm
~I will not give Hermione a collar with a bell on it--Nor will I give one to professor McGonnagal.
~I will not say that moaning Myrtle is pmsing.
~I will not refer to the full moon as 'Lupin's time of the month'.
~I will not fly under the influence, nor will I use flu powder under the influence.
~I will not draw the death mark on my friend's arms when they're sleeping.
Count= 22. Come on! Eight more and we'll have 30! 'Cause 30 is eight closer to fifty, one hundred, and five hundred then 22 is.
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:42 pm
~I will not tell first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
~ I will not ask Hagrid what the weathers like up there
~ I will not tell muggle-born first years that being called a "mudblood" is a compliment
~I will not drop an anvil on Professor Trelawney's head and ask her if she "saw that one coming"
~I will not ask Ginny how to 'properly' strangle a chicken
~ I will not play the 'Imperial March" when Professor Snape walks into the room
~ Seamus Finnegan is not trying to "steal me lucky charms!"
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X_Valentine_Lovegood_X Crew
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:45 pm
~I will not tell Trelawney that my tea leaves/dreams/cards/crystal ball say she's lying.
~I will not lace Lupin's chocolate bars with laxatives.
Total Count: 31.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:44 am
.:I will not tell harry to take midol(..he's pmsing..)
.:I will not leer Mrs. Norris with cat n** into a closet.
.:I will not tell first years that the key to getting on Snapes side is standing up to him....(heheee, their dead!)
.:I will not tell everyone that Cho Chang is the one Harry borrowed the Midol from.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:53 am
~I will not predict Trelawney's death.
~I will not insist Snape's given name is 'Princess fairy-wing glimmer McSparkles' or that people should call him Debbie.
~I will not tell first years that surviving a trip into the forbidden forest is a right of passage.
~I will not use the astronomy tower for things other then astronomy.
~I will not make jokes about looking at Uranus while in the astronomy tower.
Total Count: 40, ten more and we have fifty.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:41 pm
~ I will not declare it official 'Hug a Slytherin' day
~ I will not follow potions instructions backwards just to see what happens.
~OMGWTF is not a spell
~ I will not introduce Peeves to paintballing, Nerf or anything that involves a gun-like toy.
~ I will not put a sock on my plate after dinner for the house elves
~ I will not put Gryffindors and Slytherins in the same room together and make bets who will make it out alive
~ I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks
~ Professor Flitwick is not Yoda
~ Indeed, Voldemort can't stop the rock. Ever.
~ I will not say 'Hem hem' anywhere in Hogwarts. Nor will I wear pink and look like a toad.
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Nerd_of_Many_Faces Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:21 pm
~I should not give my classmates cursed jewelery.
~I will not go spelunking in the chamber of secrets.
~I should not use a polyjuice potion to impersonate people, especially not teachers.
Total count: 53.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:35 pm
I won't 'accidentally' jinx my Charms teacher
Count: 54
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Daughter of Merlin Vice Captain
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Nerd_of_Many_Faces Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:08 am
I will not turn the quaffle into a giant hand grande.
or the bludgers.
or the snitch.
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