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Zhaff

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:46 pm


ZOMBIO AND COSETTE WAKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF ******** HOT LESBIAN SEX. COSETTE LEAVES AND WALKS INTO THE ZHAFFLANDS AND ZOMBIO WALKS INTO THE OFFICE OF HER OLD BOSS, KIRI.

NOIR AND POLLACK SHOUT TO THE INDIANS ASKING FOR FREEDOM AFTER BEING TIED UP BY THE GROUP LED BY LIZZYJAYNE. THE GREAT BANDITO EL PACO BURRITO IS TIED UP NEXT TO THEM FAST ASLEEP.

SHERIFF MARTYR AND DEPUTY [G] TAKE THE BODY OF RARCHY OVER TO MR. WU'S PIG FARM.

BHAFF STANDS OUTSIDE THE GOLDMINE HAVING NO CLUE WHAT THE ******** IS GOING ON.

TRIBOR SITS IN HIS BANK LOOKING AT ALL THE BLOOD STAINS THAT COULD NEVER BE WASHED AWAY. THE ****** CAPTAIN ENTERS THE BANK.

"MY NAME IS THE ****** CAPTAIN, AND CAPTAIN ****** HAS COME TO KILL YOU."


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:57 pm


ANYONE WHO HASN'T DIED CAN PLAY!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:59 pm


BEGUN!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:00 pm


sup

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:00 pm


I'm in!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:01 pm


******** yea epic ending from part 4 cool

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:03 pm


User ImageName: Cosette
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COSETTE WALKS INTO THE ZHAFFLANDS AFTER SOME HOT LESBIAN SEX. SHE HAS MISSED ALL THE EVENTS THAT HAVE TAKEN PLACE DUE TO NOT POSTING IN THE LAST THREAD.




>Go to Bank
>Go to Sheriff's Office
>Go to Doctor's Office
>Go stand in line to meet Ted Danson
>Go to Goldmine
>Go to Woodlands
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:05 pm


>go to bank

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:06 pm


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THE ONCE GREAT EL PACO BURRITO WAKES UP NAKED NEXT TO POLLACK AND NOIR. HE IS TIED UP.



>"HEY PRETTY INDIAN BIRDY LET ME OUTTA HERE."
>"HEY SHERIFF NOIR SUCK MY d**k."
>"EL PACO BURRITO NEVER GETS CAPTURED FOR LONG!"
>"PLEASE LET ME LEAVE IM BEGGING YOU IM DOWN ON MY KNEES BRO ILL DO YOU'RE ESSAY"
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:08 pm


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I can be Zombie now? :3c

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:08 pm


>"HEY PRETTY INDIAN BIRDY LET ME OUTTA HERE."
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:08 pm


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Name: The ****** Captain
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"MY NAME IS THE ****** CAPTAIN, AND CAPTAIN ****** HAS COME TO KILL YOU."

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, CAPTAIN ******." TRIBOR RELPIES.

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>Shoot at Tribor
>"Don't try your luck."
>"I'll let you leave for all the money in this bank."
>Put gun down and surrender to him

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:11 pm


User ImageName: Cosette
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COSETTE WALKS TO THE BANK. TRIBOR AND CAPN HAVE THEIR GUNS AIMED AT EACHOTHER.




>"Stop right there, Capn." Point gun at
>Shoot Capn
>"Put the gun down, Tribor." Point gun at
>Shoot at Tribor
>Go to Sheriff's Office
>Go to Doctor's Office
>Go to Goldmine
>Go to Woodlands
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:12 pm


>point gun at Capn

mexican standoff cool

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:12 pm


> Don't try your luck
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