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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:20 pm
Post your funniest conversations here.
Make sure you tell us who is talking O:
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:04 pm
This is between me and Insanity.
August second at my two somethin'
Bria- "I thought London was your sister?"
Me- "She is, why do you say that?"
Bria- "Well who is Sister Uh-Lie-Us?"
Me- "Her name is Alias. . ."
ROFLMAO! XD That is just great!
It was an epic moment
XD You should so post that
We just need to post our texts
We do
Some might not find them funny, because they are nubs
Big ugly nubs that stand out ackwardly!
Yea
That's mean. People can't help being nubs XD
Because I'm oh so nice.
You are. It's almost scary how nice you are.
When you cry, jelly beans come out, that's now nice you are. XD
lol
X3
I want a doughnut...but my sister is making noises upstairs and I can't eat a doughnut in front of her without her annyoing me for a bite...
Then shove it in your mouth all at once
Its a big doughnut...
Then shove in as much as you can, hide it the rest and shove it in when she's not looking XD
I can't...havn't gotten that far in my hooker class
DAMN! What else don't you know!?
We havn't touched G-Sposts yet either
Jeez, what HAVE they taught you there?
They tried teaching us Autofelliato...but I'm not flexable enough
XD
Of course I know most of the posistions as well
XD Good job?
Mhm, I have the second highest grade in the class
Second?! You need to get your a** in first! You need to work off that tuition!
I can't help it if Sidny is better at selling herself.
Well then get better than her
I can't...she said she learned everything from her step-father..
Damn
The only thing I don't get us her father and step-father are gay...
Gay guys are like magic. They know almost everything
So true. Ask them about what happened on Degrassi and they'll tell you the entire episode
Oh! I love that show!
Anyways, next week is the tallent show...Gotta figure a tallent out
Is there any other males in your class?
4 others
Do something with them
As much fun as circle jerks sound...I'd rahter not. Plus it's a solo tallent show
Oh. WELL then
I could strip and sing...but I can't sing
Then strip and call me and wicked biggrin
lol, alright
woo. Best tallent ever!
lol. Then there is another competetion...see how many customers I can get
Just go to a gay district...or San Fransisco
Or a whorehouse
No Insanity. You're supposed to GET customers. Not buy them XD
I'll stand on the strip in Vegas, I'm somewhat decent looking so I can pick up a few lonely people.
Will you get more than that Sidny person?
Me and the other hookers in training are gonna tie her up and put her in the dumpster.
Ooh. Well I'm not bailing you out if you get arrested for prostitution again. So be careful... and wear condoms. We don't need any baby Insanitys running around
I'll be fine, we hookers have our ways of getting out of jail.
Okay, just don't drop the soap...
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:09 pm
This one is my and my friend who's username initals are ST.
Alias: Dude, I want a gay guy to plan my wedding! XD I'm watching battle of the wedding designers and the gay guy is amazing. I want that wedding! . . . but the gogo dancers would have to go.
ST[since her username is hard to spell]: Are you sure you just want one to plan your wedding? Because if there was a bussiness that lets you rent your own queer, I have a feeling you would get one just to have around [I probably would too]
Alias: Maaaybe, and I would buy one. He'd be like a butler, but all he has to do is be gay and make food that only gay men would make
ST: I can just imagine you yelling at your gay buter saying "make me a sammich!"
Alias: XD me too, but at the same time, I'd probably get a strait butler to do that, the gay one would probably be playing with my hair. XDD
ST: XD of course. You'd probably use the gay one for: makeup, hair, clothes, and talking too.
Alias: Don't forget dance lessons
ST: That too.
Alias: XD what would you do with your "rent-a-gay"? [you know, we should really do something like that]
ST: We should, I mean could you imagine how many husbands would rent those so their wives could talk to the gay guy instead of them? hmm. . .with my rent-a-gay I would have him bring over his boyfriend [though I'd probably never stop giggling and he would wind up quitting -_-), shopping for sure, talking, lots of hugs, probably sleepoveres. o_o that's all I can think of at the moment...
Alias: But we would have to do really extensive backround checks on all the gays, I mean, what there's a poser that rapes a customer?
ST: . . .then we'll just have to get another guy to test 'em and see. . .
Alias: He could still be acting. . .I mean, we'll have to personally stalk hot gay guys to make sure they're gay
ST: I don't think I'd mind having that job. XD
Alias: Me neither <3
ST: Why do we always end up talking about gay guys, or something of that subject?
Alias: Is there any better subject for teenage girls?
ST: No, I can't think of one actually. XD
Alias: Exactly.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:40 pm
Im not your rent-a-gay am I Sissy Alias crying
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:42 pm
crying I don't have one yeet
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:45 pm
hmm...well as long as I dont have to do anything straight Ill be yours biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:01 pm
-huggle-ness- soo what we do now..
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:05 pm
OwO I don't know.
me and ST didn't plan that far out...I mean, we decided also to do Italians, New Yorkers and Austreilians, but that's about it XD
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:11 pm
id join your rent a gay but sadly im not flat out gay.... i likes me girls but i cants get overs the guys ..... so sad.... but i love to rents one just gotta gets moneys and a reason to rents one lol
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:00 pm
Also you'd have to factor in that your rent-a-gays might get raped too. So you'd either go bankrupt from insuring your rent-a-gays, or you'd get rich by sueing the rapers. blaugh
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:08 pm
Okay, this conversation is between me and a girl refered here as "Jessy." Jessy is playing a game on her Wii, and I'm doing some work for my dad. Jessy: *long drawn out scream that sounded like fear but was really fury* Me: *not really paying attention* what? Jessy: I died again!!! Me: Good, good... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:17 pm
Me and my cousin James, who is playing Modern Warfare 2
Me: Hey man what's up
James: DIE AFRICAN ********: ...Dude?
James: Oh, sorry, killing African ********: Yeah, I got that. So did you get the Algebra homework? I'm clueless.
James: Yeah, you just have to remember to MOTHER ******** YOU ******** ******** FACE ******** OF ********: So I substitute x for Mother ******** you ******** ******** face of ******** you ********. Got it.
James: Sorry dude, this African ******** just killed me.
Me: I would call racism, but you are black.
James: That's right you African ********.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:03 pm
Hehe, perfect. Sound like me and Jessie... XD
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:37 pm
Me and my adopted son
me:Hi son
son:hi mom
me:-bear hug-
son sad in low voice) can I have some milk mommy?
XD
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