Scene 11:
Peach Monkey and Bananactopus exit the room having strung Ted Jones up by his ankle from the ceiling in the interrogation room. Both are wearing mirror aviators and walking in slow motion.
Police Chief: So, did you find anything out? Why are you two moving so slowly?
B: -stops and shrugs- It's something that happens when we've had too much co-
PM: Coffee. We've had too much coffee. So. He's just some terrorist who wants to "clean the city."
B: Muffukka, that's my job!
PM: Damn straight.
PC: Right, and a great job you're doing.
PM: Yep. Definitely not contributing to the scum.
B: Mos def.
PM: Where?
Mos Def: I work for the police here, now. It's quite a career move, but I liek to think I'm doing some good, in my own way.
PM: Oh. Good on ya, man.
B: True.
Scene 12:
P2: How do you expect to get Mos def to agree to be on your shitty show?
W1: Can't we just get any black guy? Honestly?
W2: God damn, you're a racist.
W1: You're right, we're an equal opportunity employer. I'll allow brown people to play the part as well.
W2: -Sigh- What he means is, if mr. Def is unavailable, we'll just improvise.
W1: Not gonna lie to you, I was under the impression that this was a cartoon.
W2: No way. That's too overdone. The last thing I want is to make a comedy cartoon to be in the shadow of the Simpsons for the rest of forever.-turns to camera, thumbs up-
P2: -turns to camera to announce- That was an adult cartoon joke, specifically targeted at Family Guy. -returns to scene- You two have some demands for this show. You know if we did allow this show your budget would be like six dollars an episode, and that's probably just to get you to stop coming back here.
W2: Understandable.
W1: Hm. More than I had thought.
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