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 Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:31 pm
Several months ago, I was at school going to class with an extreme twi-tard. She dressed up in the garb almost everyday (when she was not wearing twilight t-shirts she was wearing other stereotypical emo s**t like Gir and those shirts with feeble attempts and non-sequitur humor,) had school supplies with Edward and Jacob's ugly faces plastered all over them, and every two weeks or so, she'd get those stupid conversation hearts from twilight with edible glitter all over them.
Anyways, we had to do a graphic novel or a children's story, and I had the luck to be grouped with her. So I go the group and take out all my stuff for my graphic novel (everyone else was lazy and only did a children's story) and first thing she does is take the folder out of my hands and starts flipping through the pages I have done.
"OH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS THEY LOOK LIKE ANIME CAT PEOPLE ARE THEY ANIME CAT PEOPLE"
I honestly didn't feel like explaining what a furry was, so I just said "Sure" and moved on.
So then we get to HER children's story. She pulls out her folder (guess what's on it...) and pulls out her children's story. When I get it, first thing I notice is that it's not drawn, rather, it uses pictures from google images with large bolded text and printed out of a black and white school printed. The story was about a vampire named John (I s**t you not) who hates a werewolf named John. For the pictures, half of what she used were (you guessed it) twilight pictures.
I finally had enough of this and explained that
1-The characters need different names in order to be differentiated since it's directed towards younger children
2-She could of at least given some attempt towards drawing, even cutting out images and making a collage would have been more interesting. It was insulting to the people like me who actually took DAYS not only drawing, but coloring each panel of their graphic novel or page of their children's story.
3-Her spelling in it was atrocious and there was absolutely NO punctuation.
Of course to this she went batshit insane
"YOU'RE STUPID AND MEAN AND SHUT UP YOU JUST DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT"
To which I responded "No, I don't, but that really doesn't have to do with anything right now."
She gave me an evil eye, rather, an attempt of it and flipped me off. Then as she got up to go talk to friends or some other crap, she kicks my foot. Not my crotch, not even my leg, my foot.
And it goes without saying that
1-I felt no pain whatsoever
2-She failed the class
3-I laughed
So, we've all had at least one. Post your hollow threats and slap on the wrist-type attacks from twitards here
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:36 pm
Never had one, but...
LOLOL.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:27 am
I have never encountered one in real life fortunately but yeah nice one there, it's the typical stupid rabid fan. That's just sad she couldn't come up with another name, pick up a baby name book there's probably tons in there >>
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:20 pm
funny situation is funny.
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