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My Poor Cosette

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:04 am


Control Tribor as he navigates through trash dumps, the Zhafflands, strip clubs, Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, etc

Using state-of-the art technology, responses will be posted and Tribor or I will choose the best one to carry out.


EVERYONE CONTROLS TRIBOR SEPARATELY. CHOOSE YOUR FIRST OPTION AND TRIBOR OR I WILL TAKE IT FROM THERE. THINK OF IT AS THE PREVIOUS TEXT ADVENTURES. GAME ENDS WHEN YOU END UP BEING USED AS A CHAINSAW.

Players
LizzyJayne- ALIVE
Sin Error- ran away from cops and got shot
Sin Error's twin- died of an infection
Zhaff- killed tribor because of computer porn
Noxious Weed- was mean to puppies
Taka Paka- shot by the man
Classic Noir- mistaken for chainsaw

Winners

LizzyJayne: ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE LOL
Classic Noir: made it to the end/lasted the longest


START GAME
Tribor wakes up from a night of women, booze, and drugs. The garbage can he slept in could only give so much comfort for his late-night activities. It was time to get a new one.

>go to mattress store
>go to dump
>break into pineapple house
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:23 am


ever1 gett da fuq in hur

My Poor Cosette



Bird

Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:24 am


>Go to dump
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:24 am


>BREAK INTO PINEAPPLE HOUSE

Zhaff

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My Poor Cosette

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:26 am


Zhaff
>BREAK INTO PINEAPPLE HOUSE

TRIBOR LOOKS AROUND. WELL HAHA INSTEAD OF GOING TO A MATTRESS STORE OR THE DUMP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, HE WAS JUST GOING TO BREAK INTO THE PINEAPPLE HOUSE AND STEAL ZHAFF'S STUFF.

>go upstairs
>go into kitchen
>do make-up in mirror
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:28 am


My Poor Cosette
Zhaff
>BREAK INTO PINEAPPLE HOUSE

TRIBOR LOOKS AROUND. WELL HAHA INSTEAD OF GOING TO A MATTRESS STORE OR THE DUMP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, HE WAS JUST GOING TO BREAK INTO THE PINEAPPLE HOUSE AND STEAL ZHAFF'S STUFF.

>go upstairs
>go into kitchen
>do make-up in mirror
>GO UPSTAIRS

Zhaff

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Sin Error

Elder

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:31 am


>Go to matress store
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:31 am


Zhaff
My Poor Cosette
Zhaff
>BREAK INTO PINEAPPLE HOUSE

TRIBOR LOOKS AROUND. WELL HAHA INSTEAD OF GOING TO A MATTRESS STORE OR THE DUMP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, HE WAS JUST GOING TO BREAK INTO THE PINEAPPLE HOUSE AND STEAL ZHAFF'S STUFF.

>go upstairs
>go into kitchen
>do make-up in mirror
>GO UPSTAIRS

TRIBOR WALKS UPSTAIRS, CAREFUL NOT TO ALERT ANYONE. ZHAFF'S BED WAS IN SIGHT, WITH IT'S PINEAPPLE AROMA ENCHANTING HIS NOSTRILS.

>take mattress
>look for money
>go on computer

My Poor Cosette


Zhaff

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:32 am


Locked until Cosette sorts out her first post.

EDIT: Open
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:38 am


LizzyJayne
>Go to dump

TRIBOR BEING TRIBOR, HE JUST COULDN'T PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO ROLL AROUND IN THE TRASH. HE PUT ON HIS JETPACK MADE FROM OLD YOGURT CONTAINERS, AND BLASTER OFF TO THE DUMP.

>go dumpster diving
>play with guard dogs
>look for mattress

My Poor Cosette


My Poor Cosette

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:40 am


Sin Error
>Go to matress store

FIRST TIME IN TRIBOR'S LIFE HE MADE A RATIONAL DECISION.

>talk to sales lady
>sleep on displayed beds
>impersonate staff
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:42 am


My Poor Cosette
Sin Error
>Go to matress store

FIRST TIME IN TRIBOR'S LIFE HE MADE A RATIONAL DECISION.

>talk to sales lady
>sleep on displayed beds
>impersonate staff



>Sleep on displayed beds.

Sin Error

Elder

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Zhaff

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:43 am


My Poor Cosette
Zhaff
My Poor Cosette
Zhaff
>BREAK INTO PINEAPPLE HOUSE

TRIBOR LOOKS AROUND. WELL HAHA INSTEAD OF GOING TO A MATTRESS STORE OR THE DUMP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, HE WAS JUST GOING TO BREAK INTO THE PINEAPPLE HOUSE AND STEAL ZHAFF'S STUFF.

>go upstairs
>go into kitchen
>do make-up in mirror
>GO UPSTAIRS

TRIBOR WALKS UPSTAIRS, CAREFUL NOT TO ALERT ANYONE. ZHAFF'S BED WAS IN SIGHT, WITH IT'S PINEAPPLE AROMA ENCHANTING HIS NOSTRILS.

>take mattress
>look for money
>go on computer
>GO ON COMPUTER
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:45 am


Sin Error
My Poor Cosette
Sin Error
>Go to matress store

FIRST TIME IN TRIBOR'S LIFE HE MADE A RATIONAL DECISION.

>talk to sales lady
>sleep on displayed beds
>impersonate staff



>Sleep on displayed beds.

LAYING DOWN IN THE BED, TRIBOR'S SWEET TRASHY SCENT REACHED EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING. COPS WERE CALLED TO ESCORT TRIBOR FROM THE PREMISES, THIS BEING HIS THIRD ARREST THIS WEEK.

>fight cops
>run away
>fight cops
>go to jail like a good boyscout

My Poor Cosette


Sin Error

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:48 am


My Poor Cosette
Sin Error
My Poor Cosette
Sin Error
>Go to matress store

FIRST TIME IN TRIBOR'S LIFE HE MADE A RATIONAL DECISION.

>talk to sales lady
>sleep on displayed beds
>impersonate staff



>Sleep on displayed beds.

LAYING DOWN IN THE BED, TRIBOR'S SWEET TRASHY SCENT REACHED EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING. COPS WERE CALLED TO ESCORT TRIBOR FROM THE PREMISES, THIS BEING HIS THIRD ARREST THIS WEEK.

>fight cops
>run away
>fight cops
>go to jail like a good boyscout


>Run away
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