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Previously on LOST: The Morons tried surviving the Zombie invasion caused by Zhaff. They failed and have become the zombies they were once hunted by. The zombies have moved on into the different areas of the Zhafflands looking for humans to eat and have made refuge in Psywing's crashed airship, ***** Air.

>Leave ***** Air

YOU ARE OUTSIDE ***** AIR AND LOOK OUT INTO THE ZHAFFLANDS. YOU SEE THE ABANDONED CITY WHICH YOU ONCE TRIED ESCAPING, AN ICECREAM DESERT, AND A PINEAPPLE FACTORY (they make pineapples so beautiful here).

>Go back to City
>Go to Icecream Desert
>Go to Pineapple Factory


Characters:
Cosette - Death by Gone Guru
Dexan - Undead Item: Pineapple
Shmowzow - Death by a thousand Seabears
bawhs - Death by Fireaxe
Nurse Kiri - Death by being a zombie and walking into a Human Camp
Femschach - Death by Drowning in Icecream
Senti-du-Bon - Death by doing what Kiri did
Tribor - Death by a thousand Seabears
Frelly - Alive
Sin Error - Undead

COSETTE ZOMBIEWALKS INTO THE PINEAPPLE FACTORY. THE FACTORY HAS NO ONE ELSE INSIDE BUT THOUSANDS OF PINEAPPLES.

>Pick up Pineapple
>Go upstairs to Office
>Start Machines
>Leave Factory

Did you know: Pineapples are not real fruits and are made from human flesh. When you burn a pineapple you can smell this.

>pick up pineapple
>put in pocket

>Go to Icecream Desert

COSETTE PICKS UP ONE OF THE MANY PINEAPPLES AND PUTS IT IN HER POCKET.

>Go upstairs to Office
>Start Machines
>Leave Factory

Did you know: This one time I had some pineapple and I didn't want to eat it so someone said they would but I was like "no its mine" so I put the pineapple in my pocket and it's been there since.

SHMOWZOW VENTURES OUT INTO THE COLD ICECREAM DESERT. HIS FEET BEGIN TO SINK IF HE STICKS IN ONE SPOT TOO LONG.

>Move forward in the Desert
>Wait here
>Turn back

Did you know: Zombies are known for their hate of Icecream. They will not eat it!

DEXAN STARTS UP THE MACHINES, A WHIRRING SOUND BEGINS BUT NO HUMAN BODIES EXIST TO BE TURNED INTO PINEAPPLES.

>Pick up Pineapple
>Go upstairs to Office
>Stop Machines
>Leave Factory

BAWHS ENTERS THE PINEAPPLE FACTORY. HE CAN SEE THOUSANDS OF PINEAPPLES.

>Pick up Pineapple
>Go upstairs to Office
>Start Machines
>Leave Factory

>Move forward in the Desert

>Go upstairs to Office