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YOU ARE IN THE PINEAPPLE HOUSE, THE ROOM IS DARK, DO YOU:
>turn on light
>go upstairs
>open frontdoor

Players:
Cosette - Death by turning light switch off
Noir - Death by dance party
Kiri - Death by Bear
Femschach - Death by zombie orgy
Tribor - Death by being mistaken for a chainsaw
Crimson Tearedrop - Death by Edward Cullen
Zombio - Death by Crimson Tearedrop's Faggotry
Frelly - Death by drowning
Pollack - Death by Awesome
Alterdeus - Death by keeping Zhaff waiting for ages
Super Taco Pocky - Death by Stupidity
D e x a n - Death by Landshark
Noxious Weed - Death by Messenger Bag fail & Death by Landshark



YOU START IN THE HOUSE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DID, READ MY FIRST POST AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU

Turn on light of course. >:C

turn light back off
maybe zombies disappear?

>Open front door

COSETTE TURNS THE LIGHT OFF
COSETTE HAS DIED

FEMSHACH HAS GONE UPSTAIRS
WHY WOULD YOU GO UPSTAIRS THERES ZOMBIES IN YOUR PINEAPPLE HOUSE
>go donwstairs
>climb out window
>sleep
>go on your computer

KIRI HAS GONE OUTSIDE TO THE ZHAFFLANDS
THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE
>hide in trashcan
>go back inside
>fight zombies
>walk through the Zhafflands

NOIR HAS A DANCE PARTY
NOIR HAS DIED

cool worth it

>LOOK IN TRASHCAN AND FIND CHAINSAW cool

KIRI LOOKS IN TRASH AND MISTAKES TRIBOR FOR A CHAINSAW
SHE WAVES TRIBOR AT ZOMBIES


TRIBOR HAS DIED

KIRI HIDES IN THE TRASHCAN
>Roll down street in trashcan
>fight zombies
>continue to hide and wait it out