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sweatdrop Um... I have a joke that makes my friends laugh all the time:
A teacher assigns the class to do a report on their family. So the little boy goes home and looks for his mom in the kitchen, the mom is very angry because she burnt the chicken and all the vegetables. And says "Oh Crap!" (If this is "language" I'm really sorry but this is how the joke goes. Originally it was something worse but I didn't want to say. sweatdrop )
So the boy writes that down.
Then he goes into his little sisters room, she's practicing for her singing recital and sings: "Somewhere over the rainbow!" So the little boy rights that down.
Then he goes to his little brothers room and the brother is trying to be batman so he says "Nananananananana BAT MAN!" so he writes that down.
Finally he goes to his big brothers basketball game and they won so he said "This is a dream come true." So the little boy writes that down.

Okay, it's the day when the project is due and it's his turn the teacher calls his name and this is the conversation:
Teacher: It's your turn
Boy: Oh Crap
Teacher: Excuse me? Where's your report?
Boy: Somewhere over the rainbow! (he sings)
Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Boy: Nanananananana, BAT MAN!
Teacher: Alright Mister, you're going to the principles office
Boy: This is a dream come true!!!!


Okay that's the joke, you might have heard it before but I think it's funny.
PS. I think it sounds better when I say it... Not when you read it.