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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:02 am
Ask a stupid Question, Get a stupid answer!!
Like this
Me: why do birds fly? Dean: cause they have walkophobia
The answers don't have to be right just funny and when you answer a Question you gotta ask one.
Like this
Me: why do birds Fly? Dean: cause they have walkophobia
Why are the dinosaurs extinct End of example
Have. Fun.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:08 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:10 pm
Yes, and he uses magical corn to fly his sleigh around the world.
Why is the Toothfarie so small?
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:11 pm
Because, batman said so
Why do dogs like to lick themselves
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:55 pm
Because they taste like chocolate!
Why are leaves green?
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:50 pm
Cause on the 13th of the 13th month of the 13th year A man... Now im not just saying any man he was the man he was like 20 feet tall and could lift mountains with his teeth. Anyway one day he sneezed...
Why was i born?
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xXZOMG_FireXx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:06 am
So, you could foil my plans of ruleing the world
Why am I Goth? [Yerr, I wanna know what you people think, plus its a tough one]
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:38 pm
Becuase you like racoons and pandas, also one day you plan to live in an old black and white television set. lol
Why does chicken taste like everything and everything taste like chicken?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:41 pm
Cause, beef wanted a day off, but he got killed b4 he could return
Why should I not shoot the chicken crossing the road?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:31 pm
because then he would be road kill and taste like burnt rubber.
Why are lamas called lamas, and emus called emus?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:15 pm
Because, the joker thought it was funny
What was the person doing to the cow when he/she discovered milk?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:27 am
He was looking for his happy-place.
Why are roses red?
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xXxheartxlessxXx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:29 am
Cause violets took blue, duh!
Why's the earth round ? >3>
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:35 am
Because God hated squares!
Why are dogs noses wet?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:01 am
So they could breath unbder water
Why do I have a cold
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