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 Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:39 pm
Enter name.
Your name is Damien.
You've been reading MSPA since about half way through Problem Sleuth, and really enjoy all manner of video games. Megaman is by far your favorite. Currently you own the only guild dedicated to MSPA, because everyone else on gaia seems to be a bunch of pea brained imbeciles.
when you talk you tend to do so with run-on sentences. You also have a penchant for punishing yourself when you miss something that can be important.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:30 am
Enter name
Nerdy Looking Punk
F*** you, and try again -_-
Your name is Paul Heilig.
You tend to sit around and listen to music. A lot. Like, a little too obsessively to the point that even Dave would be shocked. On top of that, you have a decent collection of video games, but your poor a** keeps having to sell some of them for gas money due to bills-- though you always seem to have a new one each week.
You talk in a very literary style, probably from being a book worm on top of everything else. Then there's the anime and manga... You probably don't get out much, do you? What? You do? How, with all the video games and books?! Oh, random people you've met... Okay.
Loser >_>
Anyways, you were once in NJROTC, and still have a military manner to you. This is shown by short cut hair and a very leadership form.
Online, you are Zigbar D'Filos or Slash Hydosho. You tend to RP a lot, and have multiple stories going on at once. What is wrong with you?!
If you were in Homestuck, you would be growlingNumbers, and you would tAlk wIth A pEnchAnt fOr vOwEls.
What will you do?
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:58 pm
Your name is Chibi.
Most of your time is wasted on the Internet, memorizing useless knowledge about musicians and playing Tiles of the Unexpected on the Gorillaz fansite. You enjoy gummy candy, sudoku and telling absolutely filthy jokes.
Your theoretical PesterChum handle is futileJubilee and YouTalkLikeYou'reAlwaysInASeriousRush.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:08 am
Your name is CAT. You are an average college STUDENT who enjoys reading such things as MSPA and any other GOOD BOOKS. You enjoy DRAWING though you are not very good at it, the same goes for WRITING, you enjoy it but do not think you are very good at it. You also enjoy VIDEO GAMES, though you do not have many you OVERPLAY the ones you do have. You READ and LISTEN TO MUSIC far more often than normal people. You always seem to notice HOMESTUCK things in real-life, whether or not you end up putting them there yourself is something entirely different. You have a FANTROLL that you love to ROLEPLAY, though you think she is incredibly original she may not be to some people. Your PESTERCHUM handle is hapticFeline and you tend to talk liek dos lawl kittehs dat your fantroll has seen on da interwebz.Fantroll [1]Fantroll [2]
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:21 pm
Your name is Swizgar.
You tend to be stereotyped because of your VIKING heritage. You ignore them. You enjoy playing ALTO SAXAPHONE, listening to MUSIC no one likes, such as LADY GARGAR. You also have a passion for DRAWING HOT BAEBS, as they're called in the old country.
You have only cosplayed once in SHIPKON '98. You also love to eat FRESH GOAT, DONUTS and SODA TABS. You collect a variety of LOLLIPOP WRAPPERS and GRAPHIC MANGA NOVELS, but no overrated stuff like NAERUTOH.
Your PesterChum is libraHorn and you tend to occasionallyy add uselesss letters onn words.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:42 pm
Enter Name.
Your name is Anna.
You like to avoid public situations and yet seem to constantly have people asking for your assistance.
You READ far too much, it's a little ridiculous. You began reading MSPA a few weeks ago thanks to HomeStuck, yet you caught up in both homestuck and Problem Sleuth in a few days. Once more, you READ too much. You also WRITE too much.
You graduated from high school last year and are avoiding thinking about the FUTURE. Which, we're still not quite sure when the future is. Okay? Okay.
You have been on GAIA for six years, you constantly change friend groups and you seem to disregard your FEMININE GENDER.
Your Pesterchum would be paranoidMrrow and you tend to prefer proper English.
[I cringed making that pesterchum, considering everyone uses codes from DNA as their abbreviated things. . . ]
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:19 pm
Enter Name
Gothic-pretentious Punk
> Try again.
Your name is EMMANUEL.
You've been reading MSPA since one of your most esteemed friends told you about HOMESTUCK and you decided to see if it really was any good. Disappointment is the FOULEST ANTONYM to describe what happened once you read it.
You have a number of INTERESTS. You absolutely love VIDEO GAMES, for instance, and love to PARTY and RAVE whenever possible. Since the tender age of twelve you have involved yourself in a series of ONLINE ROLE-PLAYING GAMES, which you have to this date continued to involve yourself with. You enjoy GOTHIC FASHION, since you find it HOMOEROTICALLY ATTRACTIVE. You love your boyfriend, TONY, who you've spent the most amount of time in a relationship with thus far.
You work at a Chinese and Japanese food restaurant called TATAMI, even though you graduated from college with a BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN GRAPHIC ARTS.
Your Pesterchum handle would be fallenMartyr and you wouldn't have a typing disorder cuz that's for trolls.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:13 pm
your name is Alex Campbell and you read/play video games WAY to much,heck right now you should be doing school work that's due tomorrow but instead ur screwin around online again......oh well youll bluff youre way into more days to finish it anyway.
If you could get your copy of pesterchum to work ur tag would be BlindSniper and you rould talk rith a bit of a lishp
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:05 am
Dosu_Kinuta1 your name is Alex Campbell and you read/play video games WAY to much,heck right now you should be doing school work that's due tomorrow but instead ur screwin around online again......oh well youll bluff youre way into more days to finish it anyway. If you could get your copy of pesterchum to work ur tag would be BlindSniper and you rould talk rith a bit of a lishp 
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:39 am
Karkat Vantas Dosu_Kinuta1 your name is Alex Campbell and you read/play video games WAY to much,heck right now you should be doing school work that's due tomorrow but instead ur screwin around online again......oh well youll bluff youre way into more days to finish it anyway. If you could get your copy of pesterchum to work ur tag would be BlindSniper and you rould talk rith a bit of a lishp lmao!
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:20 pm
Karkat Vantas Dosu_Kinuta1 your name is Alex Campbell and you read/play video games WAY to much,heck right now you should be doing school work that's due tomorrow but instead ur screwin around online again......oh well youll bluff youre way into more days to finish it anyway. If you could get your copy of pesterchum to work ur tag would be BlindSniper and you rould talk rith a bit of a lishp there is a real pesterchum i cant get mine to work right
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:51 pm
Enter Name.
JITTERY FANGIRL
> Try Again.
Kyle
Your name is Kyle. Contrary to what you reveal to others, you are a BOY. You began reading homestuck a few months ago, but it still DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE. You spend countless hours on the INTERNET, and have developed an almost unhealthy obsession for ANIME and VIDEO GAMES. Aside from that, you spend most of your days at WORK. You work the MIDNIGHT SHIFTS and because of that, you have become a slight bit NOCTURNAL. You tend to have a penchant for COSPLAY, however, recently, you have awkwardly gotten into CROSSPLAY. As mentioned before, you are a BOY, but on the INTERNET, your avatars are usually FEMALE, you do this because you like to troll NOOBS, and sometimes you just want to LOOK CUTE. Also, check out my homestuck playlist on my profile. Just some cool songs i put together in a list, will add more songs in time!
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:19 pm
> Enter name.
QUEERBAIT HIPSTER-WANNABE TRY AGAIN, DOUCHE BAG
> OK, jeez.
✔JAMES MAJDALI
> Examine surroundings.
Your name is JAMES. Your peers often associate you with INFALLIBLE SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS, but you really just think that a situation is awkward only if anyone taking part in the situation thinks it is. You are not currently AT HOME, but you are living with your SISTER in her APARTMENT at the end of a winding road just SOUTH of [THE CITY], approximately a thousand miles away from HOME. You thought it would be a good idea to HIATUS FROM LIFE for AN ENTIRE SEMESTER, but PAID WORK is proving incredibly difficult to obtain. Your LUGGAGE is sort of SCATTERED ABOUT ON THE FRONT-ROOM FLOOR because you don't have A DRESSER or GREAT ORGANIZATION SKILLS. You really need to GET A JOB to help your SISTER pay rent or MOVE OUT, but it's haaaaard. You are using a CRAPPY OLD LAPTOP with WINDOWS XP installed. It was a hand-me-down from your BROTHER who got it as a hand-me-down from A RANDOM FAMILY OR FLAT IN UTAH THAT NO ONE KNOWS, so you have no ADMINISTRATIVE PRIVILEGES and, as a result, you can't even change the time and date settings on the blasted thing. You plan on REFORMATTING it later.
You are known to be heavily arrested by MUSIC and the FANTASY GENRE. Recently, you have taken a strong interest in CREATING 8-BIT MUSIC. Your sparing psyche assumes quite an ingratiating posture of surrender to the thought of ROLE-PLAYING GAMES. But you tend to be more of a CASUAL GAMER—you usually GIVE UP TRYING to read or play through a book or game when it becomes overwhelmingly monotonous and/or just boring to you. You blame this on your SELF-DIAGNOSED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. One of your favorite pastimes is CREATIVE WRITING, though you usually GIVE UP TRYING to write a story when the thoughts in your mind linger for too long without avail because of your ABSURD PERFECTIONISM. THE THESAURUS is your best friend. You haven't WRITTEN ANYTHING IN A WHILE, but you really have a secret passion for DESIGN anyway, so you guess that's what you will do when you FORM A CAREER or GET A DEGREE, rather than MAJORING IN ENGLISH OR SOME ACTUAL SCIENCE. You also love FILM and PHOTOGRAPHY [not to mention ALL THE ARTS. All of them.]
Your screenname is usually something like videoJames or the name of one of your various ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. But if your LAPTOP would let you INSTALL PROGRAMS, your chumhandle would probably be opticalCacophony and you believe it's best to precisely revise everything you type... always! :] Yeah, you're definitely a perfectionist, but sometimes you could care less. tend to be rather wordy when typing about certain subjects.
[PS: You don't usually talk in the second person, you swear.]
[PPS: Brackets are way cooler than parentheses...]
[PPPS: Many of your forum posts are edited often if you care about the content therein... because of your perfectionism.]What will you do? > Apply for jobs online already.
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:12 pm
>ENTER NAME
Your name is RIKA, You are currently on a mule account for all MSPA purposes.
You tend to be more than a little obsessive and stupid. Your interests change on a daily, if not hourly, basis. Your current likes include several VIDEO GAMES by the VALVE company, the anime AXIS POWERS HETALIA, and HOMESTUCK
Your pesterchum handle would be forgottenWilderness if you could get it to save and you talk wwith aa bit of aa hhowwl
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:50 pm
>ENTER NAME
Rennie Thorne
STOP LYING, YOU DUMB b***h.
>ENTER NAME
Brandy Lastnamehere
Your name is BRANDY. You used to live in FLORIDA, but now you live in BORING AS HELL OHIO. You are an ADVID HOMESTUCK FANATIC. You enjoy DRAWING FANART, though before Homestuck you thought ill of people who did. You are a COMPULSIVE LIAR online and are KIND OF A HUGE b***h offline. You spend far too much time on your laptop. How often get bored with doing anything you say you'll do. Whoops. You're depressed and don't really do anything besides draw.
====> Realize that you no longer want to be this person and would rather pretend to be someone who is more happy, and nice.
Your name is RENNIE. You say you live in FLORIDA still. You are an ADVID HOMESTUCK FANATIC, and enjoy DRAWING FANART. You are HAPPY and NICE to ALMOST EVERYONE YOU MEET.
====> Realize that lying about who you are is horrible. Be Brandy again. Repeat.
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You have massive identity issues.
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