(ok my first story was long and not funny which = not fun to read and not my style so heres take two)

*Creed bursts into the pub*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!

Bartender: ha ha what can i get you?

ill take two of everything!!

Bartender: my kinda man! want anything in those we got everything from olives to cobra venom,

hmm, venom sounds tassssty. ill have that!

Bartender: allright *drops in acouple drops in a beer and hands to creed*

*creed takes and drink, and falls into a coma for about 5 minutes then gets back up*

HA HAAAAA ill have another one of those!

*just then a demon walks in the door*

demon: drinks for everyone! today we have taken 100 more angels lives!

*the every one shouted in joy holding up their glasses, the demon came in and sat next to creed at the counter*

Demon: ill just have a beer whatever you thinks best.

Creed: so 100 angels huh? thats pretty good. yooour (creeds kinda drunk) my kinda guy,

Demon: yes thanks to us, the demonic hordes we will one day bring the angels to their knees!

*shi's head comes out of creeds shoulder startling the demon*

have room for another soldier? it seems you might be the fastest way for us to get to the angels. you see we have a little feud with the angels too.

Demon: we always have room for anyone who hates angels. but how do i know i can trust you? havnt seen you around here before.

Creed: its my first time in these parts actually ive just bee traveling killing angels at every chance.

Demon. how do i know you wont kill me in my sleep if i let you join our ranks.

*Creed draws his sword and turns it into a scythe*

Demon:reaper... havnt seen one of your type in a while. where do you come from reaper.

Creed: names creed and i come from where all reapers come from. but as you probably know we were forced from that dimension.

Demon: yes... but few remember now. when those d*amn angel s attacked when your army was away killing almost your entire race.

CReed: yes i was 8 years old at the time and i was lucky to escape to Earth.

Demon: how does a 8 year old survive on a planet thats at war?

Shi: i found him wandering trough the middle of nowhere crying like a baby and half starved

Creed: stressed your lucky i cant punch you or i would.

Shi: i raised him til he could hold his own.

Demon: so you were raised by a sword? *confused question *

Shi: lol i wasnt always like this. i was a reaper leading the slaying of angels untiil that day when they ambushed me and unable to beat me sealed me in these swords, but luckily creed got me back before they could hide me.

Demon: i see. ill then ill see what i can do. there is a demon who could test your skills to see if your worthy of joining us. his name is Shadow.

Creed: a good name...

Demon confused ?? anyways you never really know where he i because he always out on missions, but sometimes he can be found at the demonic training grounds.

Creed: i see. then ill get going. *creed gets up and walks towards the door.*

oh btw whats your name demon?

Demon: its Jimbob

Creed: *walks out the door* BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA rofl