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 Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:21 pm
Just put stories about you bisexual experiances. Or just put random stories about you that you'de think someone else would enjoy!! <3
I have a best friend named Jasmine. Shes straight though. But we are very very perverted! : D And we would just hang around and when Im not expecting it... She t-bags me O_O Lol it sets us laughing like.... 5 minutes???
Random story:
I gots a text message, and it had a picture and a sound in it. And its like soo cute!! But the sound is funny!! It goes like
"I was wonderin if youde be my friend, cause I need a friend, cause I had no friends..and uh... I was wonderin if youde be my friend." Then 30 seconds later... "I like cookies, so I eat them. And I was wonderin... do you like cookies tooooo.?" 30 seconds later... "Some times I fart..uhh...when Im alone. And their long ones. And sometimes it tickles my butthole. So if you ever see me giggle for no reason, its proably because I farted...and it tickled my butthole. So if your gonna be my friend, imma just say heyyy...sooo you know." 30 seconds later... "So thanks for beig my friend, cause I wanna be your friend, so have a good day friend...a goood day."
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:46 pm
I fell off my chair laughing. Just so you know, I'm Willy effing Wonka and you're S***ing in my chocolate factory.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:07 pm
Lol for which one??? Or both?? O: Your Willy effing Wonka?? I always wanted to meet you!! <3 Lol. GigglyNinja I fell off my chair laughing. Just so you know, I'm Willy effing Wonka and you're S***ing in my chocolate factory.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:30 pm
The second one. The first one was sort of a relief cuz I thought only my friend and I did that...
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:40 pm
Random story:
I gotta text yester day saying if I dont forward the message they'll kidnape my mom, rape her, kill her and throw her in a dumpster. And then I picture showed a turtle. o-o
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:15 pm
My random story:
One day at school during lunch I didn't have any money, so I didn't have anything to eat. My best friend give me part of her clover shaped cookie. I took a bite out of it and one of me other friends said "It was shaped like a heart!" (this was before I figured out I'm bi) I looked at the cookie, looked at my friend and said "What the f*** , Ami! I do not like you that way! I do not like you that way!" My friends burst out laughing.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:27 am
my ex bf Austin LOVES girlxGirl action rolleyes (typical straight 17 year old boy) & he didn't believe me that i could get a girl to make out with me in the hall. so i told my (girl)friend that he didn't believe me. she said that she would gladly prove him wrong. mrgreen as it turns out he was playing both me & her. sweatdrop so when he saw that me & her were playing tonsil hockey, he ran to his best friend (another one of my ex-bfs) & dragged him over to me & my friend make-out session..
lets just say they were wearing the WRONG pants that day. eek it was an imediate boner-fest in the hall. whee
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:16 am
Once this guy was all like, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELLLLL!!!!!" And I was all like, "Niiiice, sounds tropical~~~"
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:36 am
Um one time my ex girlfriend and her boyfriend at the time kissed in public and some old guy riding on a bike yelled "get a room!!" hehe oh how I miss those days XD
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