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In this Issue we find out who Black Shaff is really and what he did with L Samuel.

Month Round Up

This month Zhaff returned and created yet another guild which got off to a pretty great start. We're still missing a few old members but hopefully they will give up on the mature adult act and be moronic and rude with us.

We were also infested by spiders, had some old cookies which we couldn't throw out and made sweet love to my 12 inch penguin.

Next month we will be having a Avatar Theme event so PM me if you have an idea for a day. You can also judge a day if you like but you must supply a prize if you want to. Over 10k for prizes, please.

We'll also be seeing the return of Moron of the Month RIGHT NOW!

Moron of the Month

Moron of the Month is Taco Pocky for his service and value to TLOEM.

When I met Sin Error 5 years ago I banned him and he shouted at me and made me cry and the whole situation is weird but now he's my step-dad I won't bore you with the details.

Welcome to TLOEM

This month we welcome back Classic Noir (Detective Mortalis when he joined TLOEM in 2007) who left us after realising how awful we actually are. He has returned to see that nothing has changed and that we're even more douche bags than before! His words, not mine. Send all complaints to Classic Noir.

We welcome Sin Error to crew because he's a bully who pressures me into every action I do in TLOEM. He'll probably ban you if you cause s**t when I'm asleep or not here.

Featured Music

Here's the current music I am listening to. Mostly Hip-Hop and rap right now it seems but I can't find any new music from other musicians.

The One by Deuce
Almost Famous by Eminem
Ghost In The Machine by B.o.B
Strong Will Continue by Nas & Damian Marley
Wavin Flag (Coca Cola Mix/Spanish Version) by K'naan

Some real good songs here so check them out if you're into Rap/Hip-Hop or just like music in general. They're all more rock/rap to me but we all got different views on music.

Submit some music you're currently into for next month's issue so we can get a taste of what everyone is listening to.

Comics

TLOEM and Me
Issue 01 - Decisions, Decisions
Issue 02 - Short Circuit
Issue 03 - Public Spiders

Hippie Bane's Stupid Life
Comic 01

Interview with a Moron

Zhaff: just a small town girl
Zhaff: living in lonely world
Zhaff: took the midnight train
Zhaff: to new york city
Zhaff: im a cowboy
Zhaff: and im wanted
Zhaff: dead or alive
Taco Pocky: hi
Zhaff: yo
Zhaff: im gonna ask you a few questions
Zhaff: please answer to the best of you're ability
Taco Pocky: yes
Taco Pocky: O.o"
Taco Pocky: :S
Zhaff: what's you're favourite music?
Taco Pocky: is...
Taco Pocky: Band Jeito moleque song Amor Eterno
Zhaff: mine too!
Taco Pocky: O.o
Zhaff: what's you're favourite movie or TV show?
Taco Pocky: two and half men
Zhaff: what.
Zhaff: WHAT.
Zhaff: ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING.
Zhaff: YOU ******** style="color: orange">Zhaff: YOU TROLL.
Zhaff: ******** YOU
Taco Pocky: O.o
Zhaff: THIS WAS GONNA BE A GOOD INTERVIEW
Taco Pocky: lol
Zhaff: WHY
Zhaff: ******** style="color: green">Taco Pocky: wait
Zhaff: TWO AND A HALF MEN
Zhaff: CHARLIE SHEEN
Zhaff: ******** YOU
Taco Pocky: UEHAUHEUAHEUHAUHEAU
Taco Pocky: calma aew
Zhaff: this interview is over. you disgust me.
Taco Pocky: fio
Taco Pocky: vai vc se fufu vu
Taco Pocky: vai*
Zhaff: i report yu
Taco Pocky: aehaiuheuaheha
Taco Pocky: grande merda
Taco Pocky: good for you
Zhaff: HUEHEHHUEHEUHEUHEHUE
Zhaff: HUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEU
Zhaff: HUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUH
Taco Pocky: EUAUHEUAHEUHAUHE
Taco Pocky: seu brasileiro de merda
Taco Pocky: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Taco Pocky: para de finji ai
Taco Pocky: ow
Zhaff: thank you for you're time, also L Samuel is Black Shaff