STARMAN RANKS
Pnum: Starman Queen, Gave birth to the race of DA STAH WARRIAHS!
Shane: Angel Starman, The sweetest, most devilishly butt-hungry starman.
Conch: Rock' n Roll *****. Providing sweet tunes for the starman army.
Mira: Starman ChefMastah. Throwing food in the faces of our enemies, the Moonman.
Yuko: StarNurse extreem! FEAR HeR ExTREME NEsSS! WOAAAH!
OSU: Rainbow Star Hyper Excellent Man! Raping Itachi with rainbows since 99'!
Haru: Sir ********, starman of face-melting uke and cuteness. Defeats our foes by eating their penises with this a**.
Dont Mess With ThisDevil: Phallic Broomstick Star! Sweeping the nation of unstarlets whilst rhyming with GENITALIA. SHE'S SO MULTITASKING <3