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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:19 am
What have you done to torment your teachers or other people at school?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:26 am
I think it was my sophomore year in high school. I really hated the math teacher I had my freshman year. It started when she sent me out of the room because I didn't know the next step in the problem she had on the board. Then when we were going over a test I realized that most of the answers on my test were right but they were marked wrong. I asked her about it and she said that I didn't use the right method to solve the problems.
SO anyways, she used the staff bathroom next to where I ate lunch every day. It was always locked to students couldn't go in there and mess it up. One day she went inside this windowless bathroom. I waited about two minutes (to let her get settled) and turned off the lights. She came stomping out about 5 minutes later and glared at me while she locked the door. I just smirked at her because I knew there was nothing she could do about it. My friend who was in her class the next period said she was all huffy and pissed off for the rest of the day.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:54 am
I don't remember what class it was, I think it was American History. The teacher was this really creepy looking (probably lesbian) fat older woman. All she did was sit on her a** behind her desk and do power-point presentations and make us do lots of classwork. I think she forgot the teaching part of being a teacher. I tormented this teacher a lot so I'll just share what I think is the funniest thing.
(Now to explain why she deserved to be tormented. All the people I ******** with really really deserve it. I'm lazy, so it takes a lot to piss me off enough to actually do something about it.)
First there was the homework. It was ridiculous. We had to do an outline, at least 3 pages to get full credit, for EVERY chapter in the book. It had to be in pen or we would automatically lose 50% of the credit. When I asked why the hell we had to use pen she claimed that it was because it was difficult for her to read when it was in pencil. (I call bullshit because I know that her TA's graded the homework.)
I'm dyslexic. I can't use pens on something like that. I decided to just do my homework on the computer because she didn't say that we couldn't. She refused to accept it.
I turned in another outline. It was in pencil because I didn't have any pens at home. When I got it back every page had had an eraser run over it from the bottom left corner to the top right corner. The empty space, on every page, had "PENCIL -50%!" written in it.
I when up to her and asked what the hell her problem was. She said that she couldn't read things in pencil. I asked why the hell she erased my homework. She said to make sure it wasn't in pencil. IF CAN'T TELL IF IT'S IN PENCIL THEN WTF!?
When we were learning some s**t about men coming home from war and taking jobs away from women. I decided to get her back. She gave us a worksheet and one of the questions was "What would you do if you were one of the women that lost her job?" or something like that. I grinned and wrote. "First, I would kick my boss in the balls. Then I would burn down his business. I would then take a walk to the mayor's house, being sure to break any windows within reach, and Molotov cocktail it after robbing him blind."
It was really funny to watch her grade those worksheets.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:19 pm
An old English teach I had in HS would talk about symbols and I'd scoff at his abstract meanings and argue how relative the use of symbals are, explaining it should only be discussed when explicitly present.
I'd also blatanly make fun of him as lame openly in class.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:39 pm
Nice! I called my English teacher a ******** a*****e in front of the whole class and got away with it. The principal didn't believe I would do such a thing. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:31 am
Ha, yeah I never cursed him out but I made it known that I saw through him pretty well.
He was definitely very "uncool" in his younger daysbut asks like he that was never apart of his past, and seems pompous now but undeservedly.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:00 am
I hate it when that happens. Was he a younger teacher who has obviously never been in charge of anyone before?
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