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POST YOUR EPIC OMEGLE CONVOS IN THIS THREAD.
I used to have a long-a** zombie apocalypse one but I lost it. But here's ones I just did tonight.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Oh no.
Stranger: what 0.o
You: There's a problem.
Stranger: what is it....
You: I'm...I'm not here.
You: Oh my god.
You: No.
Stranger: oh god
You: It's happening again!
You: ********: noooooooooooo
Stranger: stay with me
You: I'm disappearing!
You: Help me!
Stranger: talk to me!
You: Chant the incantation!
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: s**t i forgot the book
You: ********: GODDAMNIT
You: OH MY GOD MY LEGS ARE GONE.
Stranger: HE WAS JUST A BOY!!!!!!!!!
You: AGH!
Stranger: WHY GOD ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: MY TORSO!
You: HELP ME!
You: HELP!
Stranger: hold on to me as long as u can
You: QUICKLY.
You: THERE ISN'T MUCH LONG.
You: SAY MY NAME BACKWARDS.
Stranger: regnarts
You: *poof*
Stranger: damn
Stranger: oh well
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GHOSTLY b*****b?
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: OKAY.
You: DO YOU HAVE A p***s?
Stranger: i do
You: OKAY. IT'S HAPPENING NOW.
You: YOU'RE GETTING BLOWN BY A GHOST.
Stranger: nope
You: ENJOY.
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: you're a liar
Stranger: this is a bad conversation
Stranger: and you should feel bad
You: IT'S A GHOSTLY b*****b.
You: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
Stranger: i expected to see an attractive ghost lady sucking my wang
You: WELL, HERE'S THE BAD NEWS.
You: HE'S A GAY GHOST.
Stranger: it's a good thing this is totally untrue
Stranger: whew!
You: HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WITH GHOSTLY BLOWJOBS~*~*~*~*~*~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: My name is Yume.
Stranger: nice razz
Stranger: asl?
You: I come from 'down there' and I wondered if you've ever thought about dying.
Stranger: uhmm.. no?
Stranger: what?
You: It's a beautiful place; the afterlife.
Stranger: oh..
You: I spent my childhood there.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I have no age. At least, I forget.
Stranger: to old to tell or ..?
You: Well, I came here when I was 17. So I suppose 17.
Stranger: ok, works for me smile
Stranger: im 15..
Stranger: f
Stranger: from canada
You: Don't take your life for granted.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: what do you meen?
You: Enjoy every moment. I never had that chance.
You: I was always locked up in my room reading. And then that day came...
Stranger: are you trying to mess with my mind or something?
Stranger: are you f or m ?
You: I suppose you seem easily confused.
You: I'll carry on.
Stranger: yes razz
You: Do you know what charred skin smells like?
You: I smell that same smell every day. It's horrible, but I've gotten used to it.
Stranger: no.. but im leaving if you dont start acting human..
You: I'm not human. That's the point.
You: At least, not anymore.
Stranger: well, dont creep me out..
You: I once was. A long time ago...
Stranger: where you m or f?
You: Male.
Stranger: k..
Stranger: if your going to tell me "your story" or whatever kepp the creepy details out please smile
You: Alright, I'll try.
You: Well, I was a quiet boy.
You: I always like to study and read, and I never interacted with anybody but my family.
You: And then one day, reading an H.P. Lovecraft story, I heard screaming.
You: I smelled smoke, and soon my whole house was filled with smoke.
You: And then fire.
You: I don't know if my family survived.
You: I haven't seen them since.
Stranger: ok... so your dead.., in "hell", but you where a "good boy" so how did you end up there...and how are you typing to me?
You: I'm stuck here. And I don't know why.
You: Perhaps I have some unfinished business.
You: Until then, I remain here. Not so much a ghost, but more of a being.
You: I'm in my old home.
You: Except it seems to havev been rebuilt.
You: The only reason I think I've gone to Hell, is because I was pessimistic during my life.
You: Always, I thought the worst of people.
Stranger: why?
You: I don't know.
You: In elementary school I was bullied.
You: So perhaps that's why
Stranger: sad**
You: I have to go.
Stranger: why?
You have disconnected.
POST YOUR EPIC OMEGLE CONVOS IN THIS THREAD.
I used to have a long-a** zombie apocalypse one but I lost it. But here's ones I just did tonight.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Oh no.
Stranger: what 0.o
You: There's a problem.
Stranger: what is it....
You: I'm...I'm not here.
You: Oh my god.
You: No.
Stranger: oh god
You: It's happening again!
You: ********: noooooooooooo
Stranger: stay with me
You: I'm disappearing!
You: Help me!
Stranger: talk to me!
You: Chant the incantation!
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: s**t i forgot the book
You: ********: GODDAMNIT
You: OH MY GOD MY LEGS ARE GONE.
Stranger: HE WAS JUST A BOY!!!!!!!!!
You: AGH!
Stranger: WHY GOD ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: MY TORSO!
You: HELP ME!
You: HELP!
Stranger: hold on to me as long as u can
You: QUICKLY.
You: THERE ISN'T MUCH LONG.
You: SAY MY NAME BACKWARDS.
Stranger: regnarts
You: *poof*
Stranger: damn
Stranger: oh well
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GHOSTLY b*****b?
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: OKAY.
You: DO YOU HAVE A p***s?
Stranger: i do
You: OKAY. IT'S HAPPENING NOW.
You: YOU'RE GETTING BLOWN BY A GHOST.
Stranger: nope
You: ENJOY.
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: you're a liar
Stranger: this is a bad conversation
Stranger: and you should feel bad
You: IT'S A GHOSTLY b*****b.
You: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
Stranger: i expected to see an attractive ghost lady sucking my wang
You: WELL, HERE'S THE BAD NEWS.
You: HE'S A GAY GHOST.
Stranger: it's a good thing this is totally untrue
Stranger: whew!
You: HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WITH GHOSTLY BLOWJOBS~*~*~*~*~*~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: My name is Yume.
Stranger: nice razz
Stranger: asl?
You: I come from 'down there' and I wondered if you've ever thought about dying.
Stranger: uhmm.. no?
Stranger: what?
You: It's a beautiful place; the afterlife.
Stranger: oh..
You: I spent my childhood there.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I have no age. At least, I forget.
Stranger: to old to tell or ..?
You: Well, I came here when I was 17. So I suppose 17.
Stranger: ok, works for me smile
Stranger: im 15..
Stranger: f
Stranger: from canada
You: Don't take your life for granted.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: what do you meen?
You: Enjoy every moment. I never had that chance.
You: I was always locked up in my room reading. And then that day came...
Stranger: are you trying to mess with my mind or something?
Stranger: are you f or m ?
You: I suppose you seem easily confused.
You: I'll carry on.
Stranger: yes razz
You: Do you know what charred skin smells like?
You: I smell that same smell every day. It's horrible, but I've gotten used to it.
Stranger: no.. but im leaving if you dont start acting human..
You: I'm not human. That's the point.
You: At least, not anymore.
Stranger: well, dont creep me out..
You: I once was. A long time ago...
Stranger: where you m or f?
You: Male.
Stranger: k..
Stranger: if your going to tell me "your story" or whatever kepp the creepy details out please smile
You: Alright, I'll try.
You: Well, I was a quiet boy.
You: I always like to study and read, and I never interacted with anybody but my family.
You: And then one day, reading an H.P. Lovecraft story, I heard screaming.
You: I smelled smoke, and soon my whole house was filled with smoke.
You: And then fire.
You: I don't know if my family survived.
You: I haven't seen them since.
Stranger: ok... so your dead.., in "hell", but you where a "good boy" so how did you end up there...and how are you typing to me?
You: I'm stuck here. And I don't know why.
You: Perhaps I have some unfinished business.
You: Until then, I remain here. Not so much a ghost, but more of a being.
You: I'm in my old home.
You: Except it seems to havev been rebuilt.
You: The only reason I think I've gone to Hell, is because I was pessimistic during my life.
You: Always, I thought the worst of people.
Stranger: why?
You: I don't know.
You: In elementary school I was bullied.
You: So perhaps that's why
Stranger: sad**
You: I have to go.
Stranger: why?
You have disconnected.
