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 Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:37 pm
Yeah, I went there. ninja
I'm kind of late on the Chuck Norris joke fad, but I still find them funny. Anybody else?
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:48 pm
Chuck Norris finds them funny.
Cause Chuck Norris defines funny.
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Silas Parrish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:06 am
I love Chuck Norris jokes! xd
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck invented racism.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:52 pm
hehe here is a classic: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard just another fist.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:49 pm
Chuck Norris has no electric appliances in his house, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Oh! And...Chuck Norris makes his coffee by pouring it in his mouth and boiling it with his rage.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:36 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He simply states at books until they give up their information.
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Silas Parrish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:38 am
Silas Parrish Chuck Norris doesn't read. He simply states at books until they give up their information. False, He doesn't even need to look at them.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:42 pm
Gundam Arashi Silas Parrish Chuck Norris doesn't read. He simply states at books until they give up their information. False, He doesn't even need to look at them. He can judge a book by it's cover.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:23 pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
Chuck Norris uses a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:29 pm
There are actually three sides to the Force:
The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris! cool
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Silas Parrish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:24 pm
When Chuck gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's friggin' beef.
Chuck Norris has the heart of an innocent child. He keeps it in a little box.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:38 pm
Once you go Norris, you can never physically go back.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard, he went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart when she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:12 am
theres no such thing as evolution only a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live.
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