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 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:09 pm
Post jokes for fun...why?...cause i love jokes.
Or just post a funny story or something like this...A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-a** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:57 pm
Purple Roses
(nuff said ;D )
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:22 am
YAY JOKES!!!!!!!!!! I love jokes biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:24 am
luv2dogs Post jokes for fun...why?...cause i love jokes. Or just post a funny story or something like this...A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-a** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:09 am
What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man. 8D
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:49 am
A woman walks into the doctors office and the doctor asks "Mind if I numb you breast?" " No I don't mind/" She answered. He says "Ok nummm nummm nummmm."
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Savvy Ninja Princess Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:41 am
What about riddles? I really suck at jokes. haha
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:02 pm
Q:whats the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini
A:i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:35 pm
i dont have any jokes... othere then dead baby jokes...
i like these though XD
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