I'll be posting a chapter at a time until I finish the whole thing! (I already have it written down on paper smile )

Prologue

-----There are 43,624 types of people on Earth; there are of course idiots, goths, salmon-people, phiddley people, tarp eaters, tiddlywinks, murderers, ugly people, black people, white people, technicolor people, super-heroes, Siegfried Hohenstaufen, calimari, people that love the Adventures of Phillie and I, and some others that nobody gives a care about... You, of course, did not need to know any of that, but now you do... so, without further ado!!! *drumroll please!!*

Chapter I - Bottelnos, Please...



Chapter II - Enter Sandman

Chapter III - FAIL!!!

Chapter IV - Fires

Chapter V - What the Hell!?

Chapter VI - BOOM!

Chapter VII - ... damn...

Chapter VIII - HE'S DEAD!

Chapter IX - THE BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!

Chapter X - The Death of a Warrior

Chapter XI - Rememberance

Chapter XII - Epic Battle

Chapter XIII - The Loneliest Road

Intermission

Chapter XIV - Base Erection (lol)

Chapter XV - Level Up!