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The Ricky Avory Danny Chronicles: The Mystery of the Lost Left Socks

One day Ricky, Danny, and Avory were chilling in the secret ninja cave. Danny was doing something and Ricky and Avory were playing a fighting game with Nightwish blasting in the background. “dude WTF that’s hella cheap” Ricky said to Avory. Then Avory said back to him “you’re a total NOOB.” so after a long boring day in the secret ninja cave they all went back up to the totally un-ninja (because if it looks ninja they will be found out) house they all shared. And so went on the night.

In the morning Ricky went to take a shower. After his shower Ricky said to himself “aw man my feet are pretty cold I better go find some socks” so Ricky went into his room and opened his dresser. And all of a sudden Ricky screamed “WTF WERE THE &%*$ ARE ALL MY LEFT SOCKS!” then Avory and Danny ran in and simultaneously said “dude our left socks are gone to.” so Ricky Danny and Avory started to search the whole house, but they found nothing. Then Avory suggested “maybe they’re in the secret ninja cave.” so they all went to the secret ninja cave.

After arriving at the secret ninja cave they flipped the whole place trying to find their left socks. Then suddenly Danny yelled “HEY GUYS COME LOOK AT THIS!” and so me and Avory went over to were Danny was and he was holding a piece of paper. “look at the handwriting.” Avory said. So Ricky took a look and suddenly knew what had happened. “this was the work of the trolls.” then Danny said “but trolls live in china what would they be doing here?”. “I don’t know but we must find out” Ricky suggested calmly. Then Avory ordered “ok we will all go buy a ticket to china and we need to do this fast.”

After the boys bought their tickets Ricky and Avory went to the secret ninja cave. Ricky asked “yo, where’s Danny?” and Avory replied “I don’t know call him right now.” so Ricky pulled out his cell phone and dialed Danny’s number.

Meanwhile Danny was at the airport not only did he buy the wrong ticket but he bought it for the same day he bought it. Danny already on board the plane felt his phone vibrate. “oh I have a call” Danny said aloud. Then he pulled out his phone while on the plane and before he could have a chance the plane crashed because he had his phone out and your not supposed to have your phone turned on during a plane ride or else the plane will crash and burn and everyone will die and it’ll be all your fault if you’re the one who had the phone out.

Back at the secret ninja cave Ricky said “dude he’s not answering the phone” and Avory replied “try again.” so Ricky dialed the number again and right away the answering machine answered not allowing the phone to ring saying “the number you have dialed is currently not taking calls, has the phone powered off, or has crashed and burned because he was stupid and had his phone out and on during a plane ride” and Ricky and Avory looked at each other and said “I think it’s the second one”

So without knowing were Danny was Ricky and Avory set off on the top secret mission to kill super… to find their left socks. When they arrived in china they walked around for quite a while when suddenly out of no were a huge surprise without Avory or Ricky knowing Chinese gangsters jumped out of no were and said “you never get left socks back.” so Avory said “your all noobs” and the Chinese gangsters said “&*%$# we rank 10 on server” so Ricky and Avory laughed and Avory said “I’m &%$#*%& rank 3 noobs” so then the gangsters and Avory commenced a huge fight it was epic I mean you should’ve seen it cause it was amazing. After the fight the gangsters that weren’t knocked out (possibly dead) ran off into the beautiful sunset of the afternoon. So then Ricky and Avory set off again in search of the trolls.

While the two were walking Avory said “look there that thing there, it totally looks like a troll.” then Ricky said “your totally right it does look like a troll, lets tail it.” so the two started to follow the troll and he went into an alley and Ricky said “ok lets go into that alley kick his @$$ and get as much info from him as we can.” so Ricky walked into the alley and said “hey you, your lookin a little to much like a troll there” the troll looked back and his face grew wide with a smirk. He then said “so you came after all, it was foolish to come your search is futile.” so Ricky walked up to the troll and punched him in the face knocking the troll to the ground “if its futile then we’ll just kill you and all your friends and go home.” Ricky pulled out a sword from the air? And he put it to the trolls throat. Suddenly the troll yelled “we know nothing he tells us nothing you’ll have better luck finding Boba Fett and interrogating him!” Ricky put his sword away and walked out of the alley. Avory asked “did he talk?” Ricky looked at him and replied “we look for Boba Fett now.”

So the two were wondering china now going from province to province when in Beijing they saw a suspicious man. He was walking into walls and hitting nearly everything he passed. The strange man was walking towards the two. When he got to Ricky and Avory he said in a raspy voice “you are looking for se Boba Fett yes?” and Avory replied “yeah we are looking for him do you know were he is?” the strange man replied in his raspy voice “yes yes I know were se Boba Fett is would you like to know?” Ricky replied “yes please kind ser can you tell us were he is?” the man looked at the near holiday inn and pointed while saying “se Boba Fett is in se holiday inn in room 69 on the fifth floor” the man held out his hand and said “here is se key to se room.” Ricky then took the key from the man.

After the strange man had left Ricky and Avory headed to the holiday inn. They entered the building and took the elevator to the fifth floor and went to room 69. Avory pulled out some c4 and started to attach it to the door and Ricky said “what are you doing?” Avory replied “im gonna blow up the door so we can get in the room.” Ricky looked at him and said “we have the key” and Avory looked at the c4 and started to take it off the door and he replied “fine but blowing up the door would be more fun.” then Ricky inserted the key into the key hole and cautiously opened the door. All of a sudden flames erupted from the room. Boba Fett came flying out he was using a flame thrower. So Avory ran threw the fire like a ninja without getting burnt and he jumped at Boba Fett and punched him in the face. Then close behind him Ricky jumped at Boba Fett and punched him directly in the stomach. After Boba Fett surrendered and said “ok, ok ill tell you all I know, the dark lord Sauron wanted your left socks as revenge for killing him so many times before.” and Avory said “were is Sauron now?” Boba replied “he is in new Zealand.” and Ricky looked up and sighed saying “well looks like we’re goin to mount doom again” and so the two bought tickets to the next flight to New Zealand.

When they arrived in New Zealand they set out on the path to mount doom. When they arrived at the black gate Ricky stepped forward and yelled “Sauron come and fight us” just then the door opened and a man on a horse rode to them. The man had half his jaw cut off and he wore a helmet with a veil covering his eyes. Just then the man spoke in a deep raspy voice that would make any man shake “I am the mouth of Sauron you were brave but your search is futile for you will not pass me.” just then he threw three left socks out in front of Avory and Ricky, Ricky picked up one of the three left socks and walked over to the mouth of Sauron, and in the next instant Ricky pulled out his sword and cut off the mouth of Saurons head. Black blood spilled from the headless body as well as stained Ricky’s sword.

Ricky and Avory went threw the black gate killing all the orcs they saw. Then they reached the base of Mount Doom. At the base the witch king, leader of the nazgul, was waiting for them. Avory steeped forward and the witch king laughed and said “no man can kill me.” then suddenly Eva came out of no were and stabbed the witch king in the face yelling “I am no man” and Ricky was like “WTF is happening right now?” and then Eva ran off without saying anything else.

After the cutting off of heads and stabbing of the faces the two started to walk up mount Doom. When they reached the chamber were the one ring was made they looked into the room. In the room was a cliff and at the edge of the cliff were three small piles of left socks. “look there we finally found them” Avory said. Then Ricky said “we’re only taking ours Danny can get his own.” so the two started to approach the piles of socks when suddenly Sauron jumped down and landed in front of them. He said in a voice most evil “you shall not pass” and Ricky said “isn’t that Gandalf’s line?” then Sauron said “oh your right, then what should I say?” then Avory suggested “maybe something more sinister, like you die here!” and they had a long conversation about what he should say and how he should say it. After the conversation Ricky said “ok now that that’s settled I’m pretty sure you need to die.” then Ricky ran up and slashed at Sauron multiple times each time futile. Sauron with one swing of his mace sent Ricky flying and Ricky hit his head rendering him unconscious. Then Avory ran at him and Sauron sent him flying as well. Avory hit the wall and his sword landed next to him he reached for it grabbing the handle but Sauron stepped on it when he tried to pick it up shattering the blade. Sauron raised his mace up and was about to strike Avory. Avory with a shattered sword in hand swung it at Sauron and with amazing luck hit and chopped Saurons finger off. Sauron stepped back and let out a thunderous roar. He then started to implode and his implosion sent out a blast of wind luckily though the wind didn’t get to the socks. Just then Ricky rose up awakened by the thunderous roar and he walked over to the pile of ashes left behind by Sauron. “so it is done now, we can finally take our socks back home.” said Ricky in all seriousness. And then a glimmer caught Ricky’s eye. He knelt down and picked up a ring and said “look its Sauron’s ring.” Avory took the ring and said with desire in his eyes “this is a nice ring.” Ricky said “Avory you must cast the ring into the fires from once it came, for it can only be destroyed were it was made.” Avory then replied “ok.” and he threw the ring into the fires of mount doom. “now then lets take our socks and go home” Ricky suggested. So they took the piles of socks and went back to the totally un-ninja house and from then on their feet were no longer cold anymore. “hey where’s Danny we never did find him” Avory asked. Ricky replied “probably still looking for his left socks.”
-The End

That was a cool story. Nyaa~