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Welcome to the Super Ultra Mega Random Arena, where Mary-Sues (and Mary-Stus) battle for the title of Super Ultra Mega Champion!

To enter, just take one or more of your own characters from the guild who you think is a Mary-Sue, and have her/him battle it out with her/his equals in the most random way.

What, don't think you have a Mary-Sue character? Well, then magnify any preppy or emo traits of your character(s) to the extreme! There you have a Mary-Sue!

For anyone wondering what a Mary-Sue is, it is a "perfect" character; tends to be beautiful/handsome, smart, strong, always does good, etc. As demonstrated by a South Park quote, a Mary-Sue "has the power to have all the powers," whether literally or metaphorically. A Mary-Sue can also be someone with an overly traumatic past that is nearly impossible to get, or even a character with too many faults since the creator wanted to avoid making a Mary-Sue. It's basically an extreme character who doesn't really evolve at all in the plot and always wins in the story no matter what.

This random thread is non-canon to the guild, so any events within here do not affect or relate to the guild story. However, any spells or skills from the guild can be used here, along with any storyline you wish to humorously magnify to the most ridiculous extremes (like two girls fighting over lipstick or about the guy who took the last cookie from the cookie jar).

This is a way of making fun of your own character(s). Kicking yourself for making a stereotype? Well, settle that feeling in here! Always hated how your character is borderline Mary-Sue? Pfft, well, just tweak your charrie here to convince yourself your character is just fine the way she/he is. This is also a good way to have fun when the main guild becomes slow. Just have fun with it.

And your character doesn't have to be selected in a school by hip-hop yet in order to be entered in this arena. Just don't purposely create Mary-Sues in the guild to be entered here, and remember to not carry any experiences from here into the main guild story. (Like, if you made your character a master of Fire spells in here, whether or not he's ever had a lesson, do not make him a Fire master in the canon storyline. He's still supposed to be a Novice there.)

Some quick rules:

~Make sure to follow the basic guild rules, like foul language, mature subjects, etc. unless otherwise stated in this little arena rule section
~God-modding is allowed (for now). Hey, this might be good for some random Mary-Sue material, like:
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Susie Q used a perfectly excecuted and advanced leveled Storm spell, striking Marcus, and killing him instantly.

However, Marcus then used a revive spell as a ghost, turning himself into a zombie, and then killing Susie Q with an Ice spell, even though he doesn't have Ice as his primary or secondary school.
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~No text talking. Sure, this is a random thread, but we would like to understand the randomness. Perfect diction is encouraged, but some spelling and grammar mistakes are allowed. (Hey, it's not like we're the Mary-Sues here!)
~Aaanndd... that's all I have for now. The rules might change depending on how this thread fares out.

Pfft, hopefully this turns out enjoyable. And congrats to those who actually read all this boring babble!

Melanie tried sneaking behind Zelda like a ninja, but got blinded by the light from her hair. Then the light reminded her of her sister Phoebe, and Mel retired over to the Emo Corner, her tears smearing her heavily caked on eyeliner.

"Angst! ANGST!!!"

Cassandra fluffed her own perfect hair and took out her super-powerful designer sunglasses that she just "coincidentally" happened to have, then put it on. "My hair looks better than yours, person," Cass said to Zelda. She flipped her soft, silky, luxuriant, glistening, beautiful, chestnut hair.

The puddle that was now collecting at the bottom of the wall, that had once been Daniel, would have raised an eyebrow... Had there been an eyebrow to be raised. "I could've sworn I ran that short girl over." It said, despite the puddle's lack of mouth.

"Heh, we know what else is brown..." Mel said, magically returning from her Emo Corner unscathed and with her make-up perfectly in place. Using her Ultra Loner powers, she summoned a group of random "friends" who proceeded to say, "BURN!" until finally dispersing.