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 Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:21 pm
This is just meant to be a humourous anti-guide to Gaia and all things associated (including but not limited to the forums, the community, zOMG, Towns)
And guess what, you can help! Actually, it's YOU GUYS that are going to create it... all you have to do is think of something that you need to know while on Gaia (High CL in zOMG means stronger character, you should be kind to others, etc. etc.) and state it in an overly sarcastic way...
Example: Remember, just because somebody has more gold than you, has been on gaia longer, has more posts, and know more than you, DOESN'T mean that you can't call them a noob... Actually, you should call everybody that you don't like a noob, it's a type of greeting on Gaia!
(also, to keep it like a guide, only put one tip per post)
Above all, have fun!
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:34 pm
There is nothing cooler than butchering the English and Japanese language and then reforming it into an amalgamation of epicness... If you ever can't think of a word to use in a certain situation, switch it out for a Japanese word (don't ever use more than 1 Japanese word in a sentence, because god-forbid somebody though you actually KNEW Japanese!) Also, make sure that after any Japanese word, you include a tilde... or in layman's terms MAKE YOUR POST SUPAH KAWAII THINGS~~~ An example of this would be changing this sentence... Might I be allowed to ascertain some of your most delectable artwork of my avatar on this site of Gaia Online Into... Konichiwa~!!! Your art is SOSOSO kawaii~~ DesuDesu~~ Please neko and kawaii all over my desu~~
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:45 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
This Is The Best Part!
After You Join Gaiaonline You Have To Make Sure To Make Friends!
Dont Even Think About People You Talked To Here.
They Must Be Random!
Nothing Better To Do On Gaia Than Send Random Friend Requests.
This Is Where His Tip Comes In Place.
After That, You Beg Your New Friends To Help You With That Dream Avi.
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:57 pm
If you plan to post in the forums, you should know what they are for...
Announcements = Can't post here anyway
Welcome to Gaia = Spam
Questions & Assistance = Spam
Bug Reports & Technical Support = Spam
Site Feedback = Spam
Gaia Convention Tour = Troll
Gaia News & Updates = Can't post here...
GAIA Community = Spam
General Discussion = Troll
Chatterbox = Post all meaningful threads here... then spam them
Lifestyle Discussion = Troll (especially the sexuality forum; bonus points if you use the word "f*****t" "dike" or "queer"
Gaia International = Troll en espanol (make sure to use kawaiidesu's)
Gaia Community Discussion = Troll
Extended Discussion = Whine about your worthless life (oh, and you TOTALLY shouldn't kill yourself) Also, troll anybody that tells the truth here!
Barton Town = Spam (try to misspell as many words as possible)
Gaia Guilds = Troll/Spam/Find Links to Go To Guilds and Spam More
Gaia Aquarium = Get free gold (make sure to spam a thread if their aquarium doesn't have any fish and they're asking how to do something)
GAIA Gaming = Spam
zOMG! (Gaia's MMO) = Talk about how everybody that plays zOMG sucks at playing zOMG
Gaia Gaming Discussion = Spam
The Gaia Exchange = Beg (make sure not to beg in the Quest/Charities subforum)
Mini Shops = Spam (also beg)
Ocean Party = Troll (also add everybody to your Facebook and then brag about your 500,000 friends that you don't know)
Entertainment = Make sure to say that everything mainstream is bad, and the only things that are good in this world are anime and indie music.
Entertainment Discussion = Talk about how every type of music (barring screamo and metalcore) is conformist waste... (when somebody asks you to explain how screeching is considered pleasant music, assert your textual dominance) (bonus points for accusing somebody of a troll when they're just giving their opinion)
Anime/Manga/Comics = Spam Kawaiidesu's
Gaming Discussion = Talk about the newest Final Fantasy and explain why the PS3 is much better than the XBOX360 because your poor parents can't buy you both.
Music = Post shitty lyrics from shitty screamo songs (bonus points if you explain the deeper meaning of "Scream Aim Fire")
Computers & Technology = Answer everybody's question with the reference that you've "Taken CSIII in high school"
Sports = ******** this place, you don't play sports...
Artist's Corner = This thread is only for people 10 years and under (although, if your art looks like that of a 10 year old, you may be allowed to post)
Art Discussion = Talk about how the art you stole from Google images looks so good.
Picture Post = Post pictures that you steal from Google images
Writers = Put your sixth grade writing skills to the test.
MISC Forums = I have no ******** clue what this forum is for...
Hot Topics Archive = Again; no ******** clue...
Test Forum = Post "Under Construction" threads and then never come back to them
Memorable Threads = Troll
Gaia Polls = Act like people give a s**t
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:03 pm
Remember, EVERYBODY on Gaia cares what you have to say... If you write a thread explaining how much you love your cat Desuneko and nobody posts, they may just not have seen it... Make sure to bump it about 50 times!
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:29 pm
Here is an example of good writing... kawaiidesudesynekuxXIII it wsa a dark and stotmy nite with willowtrees hangin' offin teh distence and a spokey little crustashun on the beech as i waked in to the house i noticed a certun hanging ovur teh windo and it had a faic that was scarer than a jackolanturn on teh forth off juli!! This is an example of bad writing Charles Dickens After well considering the matter while I was dressing at the Blue Boar in the morning, I resolved to tell my guardian that I doubted Orlick's being the right sort of man to fill a post of trust at Miss Havisham's. I mean what a piece of s**t... there were no misspellings... BORING! And he capitalized every letter that he was supposed to... GAY! And I mean, whats with all the description... I mean, we don't read to be immersed in the story, we read because we have to...
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:39 pm
How To Come Up With A Gaia Username!
Step 1: Think of your favorite anime (Afro Samurai)
Step 2: Add your favorite character from said anime to the title (Afro Samurai Ninja Ninja)
Step 3: Make all letters lowercase (afro samurai ninja ninja)
Step 4: Misspell at least one word in the name (afro samuria ninja ninja)
Step 5: Delete all spaces (afrosamurianinjaninja)
Step 6: Add a desu~ to the beginning (desu~afrosamurianinjaninja)
Step 7: Add Xx_ to the beginning and _xX to the end (Xx_desu~afrosamurianinjaninja)
Optional Steps
Step A: Take out all vowels (Xx_dsu~frsmrnnjnnj_xX)
Step B: Alt Caps (Xx_DeSu~AfRoSaMuRiAnInJaNiNjA_xX)
Step C: Add your birthday to the end [but not your birthyear, you don't want everybody to know that you're only 10] (Xx_desu~afrosamurianinjaninja0611_xX)
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:46 pm
Trust me, everybody wants to hear about how you're the coolest kid in your school and you get laid EVERY day... And we'll all believe it... After all, nobody who sits in front of the computer all day ever ends up being a grotesque slab of ugliness...
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:37 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
Another Thing.
Your Signature: It Has To Be Something Unique.
You Must Show The World:
A:How Many Pokemon You Have
B:A Picture Of A Registered Sex Offender With A Sign Saying:
Xx_DeSu~AfRoSaMuRiAnInJaNiNjA_xX
Rox My Sox
C:A Random Quote You Stole From Someone
D:Asking For Trash(literally)
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:41 pm
In an addition to the last one... she didn't mean Pokemon that you actually have in the Pokemon games (because actually playing Pokemon games is too conformist) no no no... your Pokemon list must contain...
Arceus
Arceus
Mewtwo
Darkrai
Charizard
Dragonite
After all, those ARE the strongest Pokemon... Also, make sure that if it asks for your wins, the number must be in the 1000s and your losses must be in the 10s...
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:18 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
Another Thing!
After You Join Gaia, You Must Head Your Little-Pixelized-a** To Towns!
This Is A Must!!!
Walk Around Saying "Hi" To Everyone.
When You Spot An Avatar With Very Expensive Items You Head Over To Them And Say:
"I Like Your Avi"
"Can You Donate?"
Be Persistent! Eventually They Will Donate.
And If They Dont, You Have To Start Insulting Them Because They Wont Donate To You.
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:21 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
One More!
When You Do Find Yourself Posting In The Forums You Must Post In Different Colors!
Don Use The Lame And Boring Black!
You Need To Post In More Vivid Colors.
Especially The Ones That Users Cant See Because They Are So Bright They Need To Highlight Your Sentence To See What You Posted(and dont forget to mispell everything!)
Boring Example:
How Did You Come Across This Website Child?
A Must Do!:
WEll i dont remmeber hiow i gut her.
(yes you have to highlight the text)
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:33 pm
Also keep in mind that everybody who looks rich doesn't want their gold, and everybody who donates a lot likes donating to strangers...
For example, i've donated approximately 1.5mill in the past few weeks, which entitles every user I don't know to flood my inbox with begging. Trust me, I don't EVER donate to people I like, you MUST be a stranger!
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:36 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
Another On The Posting Formats!
You Have To Use Your Periods, A Lot!
Wrong Way To Post:
The Other Day I Went To The Park, And Saw A Rabbit.I Tried To Get It But Unfortunately It Ran Away.
Correct Posting:
.........i went to the park teh other day....i saw a buunny....but...it ran away........
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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