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 Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:51 pm
Background: Alias and I wrote a lot of Naruto related fan fiction peices. These were all when I was in 8th grade and she was in 6th so they are mostly immature but I think that some are pretty Hillarious.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:51 pm
Dear Sakura,
You are the one person that I belong with. I know you are the one, my cherry blossom. I used to like Temari but I've changed since then. Email me: Negative@gothis.com. Oh, and promise me that you wont eating any gumdrops or lollipops when we are together, for I am allergic. I have been cutting myself for I am so depressed that we aren't together. I wish that I could kill Naruto I will kill Naruto because he cannot have my girl. I want you to approve of me. If not, I will sacrifice you to my pitbull (When I say pitbull I mean [et dog) I also hope that you will grow your hair out. OH! and I have something to tell you: I am 42 years old. I actually think that you would be better with my brother, Itachi, because he is 18. And one more thing: I am not his brother but his father and he would like you as his mother. There is also something else on another topic. . . I have an utter. My son has to milk me everyday and let me tell you something: it hurts.
I hope you understand,
Sasuke
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:52 pm
Letter back to Sasuke:
Dear Sasuke,
I am sorry, but I do not care for you. My heart belongs to Naruto now but maybe if you were around earlier we could have been together. Oh, and the utter problem: You should have surgery to have it removed.
Love Oope I am so used to writing that to you in my diary. I meant signed,
Sakura
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:31 pm
lol this made me go wtf! at least 3 times!
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:24 pm
i love this but i have always been a sasuke sakura fan
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:39 am
...Why does Sasuke have an utter? XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:19 pm
Sister Grievance ...Why does Sasuke have an utter? XD We were 11 and 13
He is obviously a cow~
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:09 pm
What happened to "no quoting"?! stressed
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:11 pm
LOL! Grievance got you XP
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