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Sore Losers and Short Tempers - WWIII Parody

VarianOfAquila
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 3:22 pm

Sore Losers and Short Tempers - WWIII Parody

Roleplay name: Sore Losers and Short Tempers - WWIII Parody

Characters: Everyone

Time: Present day

Summary: The game night at France's house started out well enough, until a game of Risk got out of hand. A poor loser declares war on the winner and both start recruiting allies to duke it out through rematches, other games, or good old fashion brawling.

Notes:In your first post for each character, do a dice roll. 2d6. If the number you get is less than 6, then that character loses. If a 6 or higher, that character wins the game.

VarianOfAquila rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6, 2 Total: 8 (2-12)

Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:16 pm

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please.
Even if in winter things tend to freeze,
We’ve got the world monopoly on trees,
And our country’s bordered by three different seas.
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please,
We invented the zipper, we’ve got expertise,
We made insulin to combat disease,
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please.

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xxxxxxxxxxxMatthew ¤ Williamsxxx

xxxBrits have got the monarchy,
xxxxxxThe US has the money,
xxxxxxxxxxxxBut I know that you want to be C a n a d i a n.

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Canada hugged Kumajirou and watched as his turn was passed yet again. That made it the third time in a row that he hadn't been able to take a turn. Occasionally France would remind the rest that Canada was there when his turn rolled around, but Matthew went unnoticed for the most part.

Not that it mattered much. Looking over the Risk map, he already knew it was unlikely he'd win this one. If the fact he was there was acknowledged a bit more and he was able to actually play, he might make a comeback, but at the moment that didn't seem like it would happen.

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Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please,
Where else do you find mounted police,
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees,
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please.
And when freshwater is in high demand,
We’ve got the world’s largest supply on hand,
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend.

Yeah I know that you want to be C a n a d i a n, please.

ooc:So far it's the ones who think they're going to lose that end up winning. It's so weird!

VarianOfAquila
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Cas_Angel_of_Thursday rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3, 4 Total: 7 (2-12)

Cas_Angel_of_Thursday
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:21 pm

Breaking my back just to know your name,
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game.
I'm breaking my back just to know your name,
But heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss,
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this.
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this,
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight.

▷ F • e• l • i • k • s xxxxxxxxxxx
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ▷ Ł • u • k • a • s • i • e • w • i • c • zxxxxx

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xxxxxxxxxxxxx▶ ▷ Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxm o o n l i g h t.

Feliks wasn't really one for games. He and Liet would sometimes play chess together, but it really was never Poland's idea. He could think of numerous things he'd rather be doing to pass the time.
But, of course, he had been roped into another game night with the other nations. Liet was going, and Russia was going, and Feliks wasn't all that comfortable with the idea of Toris being alone around the tall, creepy nation.
Between shooting death glares at Russia, bugging Liet, and inspecting the other nation's choice of wardrobe, Feliks wasn't paying atttention to the game at hand. Besides, they were playing Risk. Who the hell plays Risk anymore?
France really needs to retire that jacket. It's so last season...
"Feliks."
I mean, the color kind of clashes with his hair, anyway.
"Feliks?"
Maybe a lighter shade would go better. Light colors look good on him...
"Feliks!"
Poland tore his eyes away from France to see who had been calling his name. Toris stared back at him.
"It's your turn."
Feliks rolled his eyes slightly and huffed. "This is totally boring, Liet...", he whimpered, but reached across the board and made his move anyway.

Ready? Let's roll onto something new,
Taking its toll and I'm leaving without you.
I'm ready, let's roll onto something new,
'Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this,
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this,
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight.

xxxxxxxxxxxxx▶ ▷ Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my
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OOC: Yay! He wins! : D

Mekami-Sama rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5, 5 Total: 10 (2-12)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:13 pm

xxxxxxxJ o h n • J o n e s

「On the ground I lay, motionless in pain 」

I can see my life flash before my eyes ◄ ◁

「 I will not die, I will survive. 」

▷ ▶ Did I fall asleep? Is this all a dream?

「Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare 」

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I will not die, I will not die!

John's eyes lit up as the game went on, grinning wildly as the game tipped in his favor. Hell yes, he was winning! If only the Civil War had been this easy! He was practically taking each piece of land he set his eyes on without effort. Luck was just on his side tonight. A little frustrating-- why couldn't God have blessed him this much back then? But, it was alright. It could have been worse; he could have died. He shrugged, then set back with a huge grin, looking to Alfred with pure amusement on his features.

"Cawl me a hi' iffen yeh laike, bu' I's a hi' tha's kick'in' a'." He cackled lightly, letting his gaze roam the board to simply take in the happy sight of the grey soldiers dotting the board with such numbers that made him happy. He wasn't concerned with winning, really. He just wanted to do better than Alfred. He laughed to himself, settling back calmly and putting a pillow behind his back to be more comfortable. Ah, victory was so sweet.

((Uhm, I don't know if anybody else was doing this, but I kind of took it as higher rolls meant you were winning more than just average winnings... >_> So a 10 was kickass. If you don't like it, let me know. :3 ))

I will survive.

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「On the bed I lay, loosing everything 」

I can see my life passing me by ◄ ◁

「 I will not die, I will survive. 」

▷ ▶ Was it all too much? or just not enough?xxxxx

「Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare 」