The Game:
You lose!

If you don't know what The Game is, here's a quick explanation.

If you think of The Game, you lose. You may remind someone of the game only at the exact moment that you lose, so that they will lose, too. You have 30 minutes to forget the game, or you are exiled from the game for the day. You cannot make the same person lose more than once in 30 minutes, but you can make as many people as you can lose when you lose.

The main point: You can't win. It's impossible. So drag as many people as you can down into loser-dom with you.