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Elvaneyl Do_Urden Captain
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 Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:23 pm
Ok, so my jokes are all corny, and everyone in my family's heard them before, so help me out. Give me some new material!
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours!
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:27 pm
Umbrellas: They shelter you from cloud pee.
What to do call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Ok, so they suck. Halp!
I'll put up better jokes when I find them!
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Elvaneyl Do_Urden Captain
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:05 pm
All I have are racism ones. . ><" If you want to hear one I will tell you~ That is if you don't mind the racism ( Which I don't think you would.)
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:43 pm
I don't mind too much.
Ok, here's one: (I'm a Christian and my best friend is black, so don't take offence)
All the little babies are getting their wings. As God is giving a little black baby wings, the baby asks, "Wow! Am I an angel?"
The response- "No, you're a bat."
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Elvaneyl Do_Urden Captain
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:29 pm
Haha! Thats funny!!
Okay here is a black joke~
Where do you put a Black Jew?
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In the back of the oven!! xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:13 am
Nimison All I have are racism ones. . ><" If you want to hear one I will tell you~ That is if you don't mind the racism ( Which I don't think you would.) yea I was gonna say the same thing... I'm not too sure if I should say them though, just in case it offends anyone
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:13 pm
This one is not supposed to make since..
Did you drive to work? Or park out back?.......nope i brought my lunch.
Most of my jokes are inside jokes so they wouldn't translate well on the internet to total strangers...
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